Top Ten Powers You Would Be Ashamed to Have

The Top Ten
1 The power to fart epically

This could be useful! Particularly for torturing villains into talking.

I am the Farting God!

Oh what a power!

2 The power to make everyone hate you
3 The power to have no luck
4 The power to ruin every celebration you go to

Forget my original choice, this would be much worse.

Haha, I don't need no powers to do this...

5 The power to make everything turn into beer, if you want it to or not
6 The power to cough repeatedly forever

Or maybe that's a chronic disease. A doctor might be useful here, who has the power to cure most of the illnesses.

7 The power to sleepwalk to an unknown place

That happens once I urinate the closet of my neighbor

8 The power to be super greedy

My aunt has this and I do not see it used as a superpower

I already have this power. My relatives are so cheap to me that I have gained it to make up for all the things that I didn't receive.

9 The power to be very stinky
10 The power to see Justin Bieber Naked

Why does EVERYBODY on this website HAVE to ALWAYS talk about Justin Bieber?!?

You have got to be kidding. This joke is getting old.

Great, I made this list to not be against JB, now a troll has ruined it.

The Contenders
11 The power to be a bully target
12 The power for everyone else to read your mind.
13 The power to slice cheese with your toenails.

You don't need a superpower for this, all that you need is long toenails.

14 The power to twerk for the rest of your life
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