Top Ten Quirky Quotations About Technology

The Top Ten

1 When all else fails, read the instructions. (Anonymous)

2 If it weren't for electricity, we'd all by watching television by candlelight. (George Gobel)

3 When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to? (Bob Monkhouse)

4 Technology... the knack of so arranging the world that we need not experience it. (Max Frisch)

5 Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. (Bill Bryson)

6 Inanimate objects are classified into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down, and those that do not work. (Russell Baker)

7 The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors. (David Hockney)

8 No man can hear his telephone ring without wishing heartily that Alexander Graham Bell had been run over by an ice wagon at the age of four. (H. L. Mencken)

Be thankful for it, buddy.

9 Our toaster works on either AC or DC but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon or too late. (Sam Levenson)

10 Desks are really bacteria cafeterias. (Charles Gebra)

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