Top 10 Quotes From Jack Nicholson's Joker

For the people who went onto the Top 10 Quotes from the Joker and only got Heath Ledger.
The Top Ten
1 Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
2 Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
3 You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
4 (Talking to a gargoyle) What are you laughin' at?
5 I've recently had a tragedy in my life. Alicia...threw herself out of the window. But, you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.
6 I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
7 Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!

Best villain ever! He's such a master, he can kill someone with just a pen (with a knife at the end! )

8 Vicki Vale: You're insane! Joker: I thought I was a Pisces!
9 I'm only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside I'm really crying. You might join me for a weep.
10 Where does he get those wonderful toys?
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11 Come on, you gruesome son of a b****! Come to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Come on!
12 Never rub another man's rhubarb.

Can't help but chuckle every time I hear this

13 Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile
14 My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun.
15 Darling, I've got to get you to the church on time
16 Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!
17 Winged freak terrorizes"? Wait till they get a load of me
18 You IDIOT! You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try.
19 Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face
20 Oh, I got a live one here!
21 Stop the press, who is that?
22 Hey, bat-brain, I mean, I was a kid when I killed your parents. I mean, I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me." I mean, how childish can you get?
23 Vicki Vale: What do you want? The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill. Vicki Vale: You must be joking. The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?
24 New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient: Smylex.
25 Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which *were* true under that fiend, Boss Grissom. He *was* a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.
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