Top Ten Quotes from The Office

The most hilarious and memorable quotes from the hit show.

The Top Ten

1 I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

2 Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

3 I'm not superstitious I'm just a little stitious

4 Dwight you ignorant slut!

5 Well happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.

6 I saw inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.

7 I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

8 Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I won't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

9 There's too many people in this room. We need a new plague.

10 That’s what she said

The Contenders

11 WHERE ARE THE TURTLES!!!!!!

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