Top Ten Random and Dumb Things to Message to Your Fellow Top Tenners

We have a messaging tool at TheTopTens exclusively for the members. These are some of the dumbest things you can message your friends.
The Top Ten
1 Your list was awesome! I didn't see it yet. But I will!

Maybe I'll start doing this just to see the response.

That Would be very Weird, and Funny at the same time.

Just so very funny!

2 I told you never to call me here...

Don't... I must hide my identity as Batman...

3 I tried kissing your profile image to see if you'd fall for me. What am I doing wrong?

Not sure what I would do if I seen this in my inbox haha

My profile pic is a cat so LOL

4 Did you ever have gelato with PositronWildhawk?

Damn the minions are at it again

5 Are you a listmaker?

I'm a blogger, not a listmaker.

6 What does TheTopTens have in common with a fish? They're both on the net.
7 You make a list, I make a list. I make a list, you make a list. So who make a list?

I actually already read this list twice, but I still smiled when I did it again! I think this is your best list, Ksunu! That's what I think... God bless! Loved it because it's neat and non-vulgar!

Randomness at its best!

8 There are some of your "Dumbest" lists which are pretty dumb. I don't like dumb people.
9 You didn't message me for a long time. Why are your lists barking?

Oh! That was my dog playing with a toy.

10 Your Username is funny. Why?

Ha! I've had a few messages asking why my username is Britgirl...

It would be really funny if I got a message why my username is funnyuser.

Do you really think the name of Torlexan royalty is funny?

I am going to send someone this!

The Contenders
11 Can I take you out sometime?

What if you don't know that person/user in the top 10's? How are you going to take them out? That's silly!

Why not drive through? It's much easier.

12 I know you're clicking the dislike button on my comments. Because I only told you about my newly created list, and I saw a dislike on my comment after three days.

I'm positive that you're the culprit, old chum. Come, come, don't deny it. Please don't. Blast it, just admit the bally crime.

What about all the likes you received up till now?

13 Hello? Are you still alive?

('You don't say' face) No! I died yesterday! -Floppy Kitten

14 You're the reason that TheTopTens is not more famous than Facebook. You posted your Facebook link on your profile page.

Laughing Out Loud because of this!

15 What if you were offline for, like, 5 seconds?

I can't imagine doing that! -Floppy Kitten

I can't. I'm too addicted to this site.

16 I see you followed me after I started following you. What will you do if I unfollow you?
17 You're so cute, I wish I could adopt you.
18 Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

I don't like spam. It tastes so salty I can't tell if it's meat or more colored salt.

Person who said they don't like spam well...SPAM

Oh, you -spamspamspamspamspam- don't like spamspamspamspamspam? Oh -spamspamspamspamspam- well spamspamspamspam. -Floppy Kitten

19 So basically when will you leave this site?

Perfect to say to the people that you hate.

I was wondering when you would too! No way!

That's friendly, I have to say.

20 How does this messaging thing works here at TheTopTens? Just message the answer to me.
21 Hey, I'm new. Are people hot here?

Naturally, I'm quite cold. Blood temperature averaging at a nice fifty degrees, colder if I'm channeling my powers.

Yes. Yes there are.

22 Aren't you ever going to message me back? I can only watch you from the branch outside your bedroom window for so long.

Holy crap I should really do this sometime

I added this one... and I had to vote for it...

23 Do you wanna sleep with me?

I would be insane if I messaged this to someone. But I don't do this. I'm not a weirdo.

No... Maybe... -Floppy Kitten

24 Have you finished those errands?

Laugh out loud. I'm gonna have to try this.

From sponge on? -Floppy Kitten

25 Are you a man or a women
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