Top 10 Random and Funny Ways to Say "Get Well Soon"

The Top Ten
1 Don't get well soon... Get well now

And (s) he suddenly gets well after you said it...

2 Get well, I mean get sick, no I meant get well

Changing your mind two times, haha. I'm adding this list to my favorites.

This may be horrible but it's my effort

3 Get well B**** we have partying to do
4 Get well soon... So we can laugh at you and you won't feel bad
5 I hope you feel better so you can go to work and feel worse
6 Get well soon... And go to the well and pick up some coins

We know who did that

7 Get well soon because your (insert sickness) is disgusting!
8 Hey don't you wanna get your butt injected so get well soon
9 Hope you get well soon... Because I miss you

You should always miss sick people. Because you CARE for them.

10 Get well soon... So I will throw you to the well

Best item on the list, 15.9/1

The Contenders
11 Get well soon so that you could return to your prison cell
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