Top Ten Random Questions to Ask Jesus Christ In Heaven

The Top Ten
1 Where the Weed At?

I thought it was legal in some states in America, Canada and North Korea (Where its illegal to be religious)

No one would ask this in Heaven

2 Do I Need a Credit Card?

Dunno does Heaven have a bank, do you think a debit card would be better even in the after life. I mean on earth it was never your money.

3 Did it Hurt When You Died?

During his last 12 hours he completely surrendered his divinity for our sake and he remained simply a man during those times and endured all pains...

Imagine having your wrists nailed to a cross and being beat over and over. Plus, he couldn’t breath well and constant blood loss on top of that. I’d say besides burning alive or committing suicide, being crucified would hurt.

4 Any Bimbos Up in Here?
5 Can You Go Get Me Some Whiskey?
6 What Kind of Tv Shows Ya'll Got Up Here?

Gotta get our priorities straight.

7 Do You Love Me?
8 My Mother-in-law is in Hell, Isn't She?

Hell is a state, not a place: an irreligious misconception.

9 I Killed 400 People so How Did I Get Up Here?

You would in Hell not Heaven.

10 Should I Be Happy I'm Here?

Is Heaven in the Bible exaggerated?

The Contenders
11 Where is the Highway to Hell?
12 I Like to Party, Can You Send Me to Hell?

That was a joke ok.
But who knows Hell could be a party no one knows who wrote the Bible, its man made and mostly ridiculous, Hell could be different to what we were told.

Sure and they will be singing.
"You know there's something you should know, so I'm gonna tell you so! Don't sweat it! Forget it! Enjoy the show! "

13 Is (name) in Heaven too?
14 How Can People Who Don't Believe in Hell Send Themselves There?

Try scientists, some people in entertainment, every single baby that just had an unfortunate death.

15 Can I Have a Monopoly Version of Heaven?

I suppose Go To Jail is Go To Hell.
But it would have to be made by Jesus.
The Bible is far fetched so it could be different to its description.

16 Why Did You Never Reveal Yourself on Earth?

After Biblical times? I wouldn't believe Jesus would be a monster with a rapture.

17 Why Did You Allow Yourself to Be Crucified If You are the All Mighty?

Not the forbidden fruit, we are not born sinners that is stupid born sinners because of people eating fruit 6000 years ago because an evil angel possessed a serpent and told the woman to eat it.
So people who don't believe or have never heard of Hell deserve to go there? You are worshipping an evil religion.

18 Are All Angels Male?
19 Are There Aliens in Heaven?
20 May I please meet my dead pet dogs here?
21 Who Were the False Gods?
22 Why is the King James Bible Darker Than the Kids Bible?
23 Why Should I Go to Hell Just Because I Only Believed in You When I Was Little?

When I was 11 years old we had to sing a song about Jonah and I was very careful in case I didn't burst out laughing.
I didn't know who Jonah was but the song about him being in a whale.
that's when I was starting to stop believing.

Like little kids do.
They don't need Christian parents, in Primary School we sang about Jesus, learnt the Lords Prayer, told about Heaven, story of Noah.

24 Are You an Inbred of God?
25 Did the Fundies Go to Hell?
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