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blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19
I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!
hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this
I lik this because I am a guy that likes to be a person and ##vote for my spine 2018V 134 Comments
Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN
Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this
This is from all that is above random 4
Remixed from: I killed a person, now I'm a Serial KillerV 112 Comments
Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman
BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon
How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...
Most random sentence in the history of random sentences - HazzaInHisMazdaV 59 Comments
I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "
Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.
When everything is quiet shout out "watermelons have feelings too! "
Banana error on the banana phone.V 36 Comments
Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...
An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.
What you don't know is the cow licks them back
This is so weird and I like grapesV 42 Comments
The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato
My favorite color of the alphabet is fries
This is funny! My friends and I usually say stuff like this! - funnyuser
I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxXV 75 Comments
This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle
Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?
Next time I see my friend at school, I'm gonna walk up to her, bring a random conversation like, "Don't you like lamps and punching and the name Larry? " And then when she answers, I will answer with this hLarious joke! It's super funny!
No, its "the punched sparkly Larry then a pillow pillow ate lampV 28 Comments
Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!
This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk
Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.
Really helps with not having books for school!V 53 Comments
I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!
Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.
This seriously needs to be in my bio. I wonder how many people will question my sanity... - kaitlynrad11
Cross out pony, make that unicorn. - OliveleafV 55 Comments
That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump
I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.
Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!
That is so stupid and random, yet it's hilarious. - Powerfulgirl10V 31 Comments
Imagine you saying that to your teacher after they say something...lol
The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?
This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!
Isn't this off of that one movie called " Horton Hears a Who"?
Well that's copyright because this is my first world so I will call the cups for uV 27 Comments
None, because snakes don't have armpits.
Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.
Pancakes take exactly one lightyear to crack an egg, so why is there a blue one?
None. You can't find the answer unless the pancakes are trapezoid-shaped - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxXV 62 Comments
Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.
I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.
Chica ate a sexy purple llama who ate a coleslaw pineapple last Wednesday; now Chica has to dance on a hot dog goat to get better
I said that to my friends and this is what they said. U got a potato error girlV 19 Comments
You could use this on literally everything. It's amazing! Lol
You could say this to almost anything during any conversation with anyone I love it!
I did this to everyone in my school
I said this before I saw thisV 15 Comments
I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom
Laugh out loud... This is my new motto!
Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...
A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.
Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.
Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?
okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):
there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.
That won't make sense in the actual metaphor. - OliveleafV 43 Comments
Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666
THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!
Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge
I am that zebra.V 8 Comments
What if it walked through the side of the bridge and fell into water where it got eaten by fish
If the bridge was brown and the hot dog was brown then basically they are related. This is funny.
This is the single best thing online
This isn't a sentence. - OliveleafV 15 Comments
You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.
Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.
I am a purple dinosaur called steve!
My nose is a Titoist and a Dubcek Socialism now get me a bacon,fascist and a rebel nose - CerealGuyV 14 Comments
I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )
Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium
And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.
And then a potato was able to flyV 14 Comments
Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.
I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.
It's all over the news! They say Marry convinced her sister Mary to help her,but she said no. - DapperPickle
And Jackie chan eats POPYLOPYWANABE so o well CONDOMS so basically JACKV 14 Comments
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List StatsUpdated 19 Jan 2017
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Top Remixes (22)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Screw world peace, I want a pony
3. Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
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