Top Ten Random Sentences

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1 I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

blue is greener than purple for sure - moose4life19

I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!

hahahahah thats so super funny! :D made me laugh so hard! I love this

I lik this because I am a guy that likes to be a person and ##vote for my spine 2018

V 134 Comments
2 I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Imagine Lil' Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN

Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I'm seriously still loling I'm gonna use this

This is from all that is above random 4

Remixed from: I killed a person, now I'm a Serial Killer

V 112 Comments
3 Llamas eat sexy paper clips

Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman

BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon

How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
--You: WHAT?! --
Them bushes look mighty fine.S...

Most random sentence in the history of random sentences - HazzaInHisMazda

V 59 Comments
4 Banana error.

I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out "BANANA ERROR! "

Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.

When everything is quiet shout out "watermelons have feelings too! "

Banana error on the banana phone.

V 36 Comments
5 Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow

Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again...

An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.

What you don't know is the cow licks them back

This is so weird and I like grapes

V 42 Comments
6 On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

The boys in my class always say that... my answer is potato

My favorite color of the alphabet is fries

This is funny! My friends and I usually say stuff like this! - funnyuser

I can't decide between hexagon and seahorse - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

V 75 Comments
7 The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.

This is no laughing matter, Larry is now in hospital. sad music plays - DapperPickle

Am I the only one who imagines Larry as sad Larry from Cyanide and Happiness?

Next time I see my friend at school, I'm gonna walk up to her, bring a random conversation like, "Don't you like lamps and punching and the name Larry? " And then when she answers, I will answer with this hLarious joke! It's super funny!

No, its "the punched sparkly Larry then a pillow pillow ate lamp

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8 Look, a distraction!

Haha, you would be surprised at how many people fell for that!

This one is just hilarious. Will use in the next massive crowd I'm in. - PositronWildhawk

Ok here's a story: One day at school my bff came to me and he literally said to me and pointed to a bird on the ground, "LOOK, A DISTRACTION! " And I looked behind me and he kicked me. I was like, "Oww! Where did you get that from? " So he told me to come here and I found this hilarious joke and I was like, "He wasn't kidding. Lol." So I tried it on my bro. Don't EVER try it on your brother if he is mean to you.

Really helps with not having books for school!

V 53 Comments
9 Screw world peace, I want a pony

I love this one! One time I was in the store with my mom and I was like "Screw world peace! I WANT A PONY! " because there was a pony right there and she was like "um..." and I started laughing!

Oh. Mai. God. That is amazing. I promise you I will now shout that in front of all my friends.

This seriously needs to be in my bio. I wonder how many people will question my sanity... - kaitlynrad11

Cross out pony, make that unicorn. - Oliveleaf

V 55 Comments
10 What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?

That one is random as a strudel rapped in penguin sauce but the tooth forget to take the toothpaste out of the oven now he can't represent the buttons - Zfump

I believe it a serious matter as the blue cheese dressing is made by a purple penguin smiling at the green clouds even though they are redder than green. It is of utmost importance.

Have you ever tried eating lamb with a hint of lemon peels and toe nails and then grilling it and adding hot dogs on top! Yummy!

That is so stupid and random, yet it's hilarious. - Powerfulgirl10

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? What in the name of singing alligators...?

Imagine you saying that to your teacher after they say

The Contenders

11 My world is where everybody is a pony and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies

The question is, will the ponies fly out of your butt if you have to take a number 2?

This made me pee 4 some reason. PEE!

Isn't this off of that one movie called " Horton Hears a Who"?

Well that's copyright because this is my first world so I will call the cups for u

V 27 Comments
12 If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

None, because snakes don't have armpits.

Purple, because playground eggs wear torn scarf hats.

Pancakes take exactly one lightyear to crack an egg, so why is there a blue one?

None. You can't find the answer unless the pancakes are trapezoid-shaped - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

V 62 Comments
13 There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!

Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.

I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.

Chica ate a sexy purple llama who ate a coleslaw pineapple last Wednesday; now Chica has to dance on a hot dog goat to get better

I said that to my friends and this is what they said. U got a potato error girl

V 19 Comments
14 Oh no, you're one of THEM!!!!

You could use this on literally everything. It's amazing! Lol

You could say this to almost anything during any conversation with anyone I love it!

I did this to everyone in my school

I said this before I saw this

V 15 Comments
15 When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate

I am going to the shop to buy some lemons and I am going to chuck them at a guy called Tom

Laugh out loud... This is my new motto!

Lol Hilarious! I couldn't figure out how to put some random sentences in this site, so...



A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.

Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.

Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?

okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):

there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.

That won't make sense in the actual metaphor. - Oliveleaf

V 43 Comments
16 A Zebra licked a DVD

Now it has the zebra's DNA on the DVD and you can download a personal zebra for your laptop! - Harri666

THIS IS HILARIOUS! I was laughing for HOURS! Too bad I felt like laughing in history class. I'm gonna use this! HA!

Wow that's tubular and it really makes sense since I jumped off a bridge

I am that zebra.

V 8 Comments
17 A hotdog on a bridge

What if it walked through the side of the bridge and fell into water where it got eaten by fish

If the bridge was brown and the hot dog was brown then basically they are related. This is funny.

This is the single best thing online

This isn't a sentence. - Oliveleaf

V 15 Comments
18 My nose is a communist.

You're lucky. I have a capitalist one.

Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.

I am a purple dinosaur called steve!

My nose is a Titoist and a Dubcek Socialism now get me a bacon,fascist and a rebel nose - CerealGuy

V 14 Comments
19 Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast

I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It'll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )

Just because it mentions Metallica - Trivium

And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday breakfast banana.

And then a potato was able to fly

V 14 Comments
20 Marry Poppins killed a shopping trolley.

Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.

I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.

It's all over the news! They say Marry convinced her sister Mary to help her,but she said no. - DapperPickle

And Jackie chan eats POPYLOPYWANABE so o well CONDOMS so basically JACK

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Top Remixes (22)

1. I mean, Tree!
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
1. I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer
2. Screw world peace, I want a pony
3. Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow
1. My nose is a communist.
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

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