Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen at Your Wedding
The Top Ten
1 A drunk hooker runs the groom over
Then it looks like the hooker deserves a huge and hard punch on the face by a very BEAUTIFUL bride. The bride would also be crying nonstop.
Oh...that's kinda dark
2 The priest gets sniped
3 The guest singer turns out to be Nicki Minaj
Some people like Nicki Minaj, some don't.
Those songs wouldn't fit a wedding
Not as worse than Justin Bieber.
I would walk out, then! Haha!
4 Mike Tyson comes and bites the bride's nose off
5 The groom's brother has sex with the bride's sister
That would be awkward
6 The Bride sneezes and a baby pops out
7 All the men start pinning dollars onto the bride
8 The DJ plays some video game cover songs
9 Metallica walk in while the band is playing a slow song, kicks them off the stage, and start playing.
Wedding band: I love the slow wedding songs!
*Metallica walks in*
Metallica: GET OFF THE STAGE!
*Kicks band off stage*
Metallica: Now THIS is real band music!
*plays Walk*
This would be both funny and awesome at the same time. Of course, you can substitute any band that rocks for Metallica; that's just one example.
10 Posters and flyers reference random things
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11 The venue has special outlets that people can use to recharge their devices with
12 Butlers and maids keep things tidy at the venue
13 Security guards are on task, keeping uninvited individuals away from the wedding
14 Someone sings the national anthem before the event begins
15 A plane crash near the wedding place
That would be very scary and sad.
16 The groom's other wife/gf walks in
17 Bear starts doing Watch Me Wip/Nae Nae
18 The guest singer is Billie Eilish
19 A UFO shows up
20 The last song the DJ plays is "The Final Countdown"
21 Someone plays a Marilyn Manson song
22 The singer is Justin Bieber
23 The groom is a girl in a costume
24 Sowing the Seeds of Love by Tears for Fears starts playing
25 A drunk guy kisses the bride
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