Top Ten Random Things to Dump On Someone's Head

The Top Ten
1 Can of Purple Paint

Why did it have to be purple?

2 Giant Bottle of Ketchup
3 Large Bottle of Ranch Dressing
4 Bowl of Honey Mustard
5 12 Pack of Beer
6 Pot of Brown Gravy
7 Crock Pot of Steamed Vegetables
8 Can of Sulfuric Acid
9 Box of Lucky Charms
10 Cardboard Box Filled With Broken Glass and Rusty Nails

Why would you do that to a relatively new user?

The Contenders
11 A Potato

This would kinda hurt...

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