Top Ten Most Random Things to Put In a Top Ten List On TheTopTens

Everybody loves making random lists, right? Well, I've never done one before. So here's my shot, guys and gals! Good luck making sense out of this! Here is my list of the MOST RANDOM things to put in a RANDOM list on TheRANDOM... Er... Sorry. Got a bit carried away, just now. Let me restart. This list compiles the most random things one could ever put in a top tens list on TheTopTens.com! Please do what the following text tells you >>>
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1 The Almighty King of the Burger has re-captured his prize pizza falcon! Time for brunch, ladies!

A prize pizza falcon? I wonder if it's punch is like the captain of falcons

I'm saying it anyway, well, in real life, haha just kidding.

What list would this be on?

2 !reeb fo selttob 88 ,llaw eht no reeb fo selttob 88

Take one down, pass it around, you got 87 bottles of beer on the wall! I dunno how to type that backwards though.

This thing makes no sense, I agree with this list.

3 Jack in the box + Marmaduke + a Jackson Pollock painting = a slightly larger-than-usual green thumbtack

No. You did the math wrong. It's

A Taylor Swift complete hater + A TheTopTen list = The most awesome rulat.

4 Bleep! Squaggle squaggle froink, dingle.

This is what a toddler would say.

5 There are SO enough tambourines to construct a full-sized Prius. You ought not doubt me, Jenkins.
6 Exceptional hot dogs, Mr. Bob Dobalena!
7 ABCDEFzonkHIJKLMNOquonk
8 Exceptional liars are, are not, and are semi-occasionally named Jerry. Don't talk back. I speak for the trees!

This actually makes sense... In a weird way!

9 VOTE THIS ITEM UP TO NUMBER ONE!!!
10 Accorn pilots over the moon can spray you. Pack an umbrella.
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11 Koala-bear says he don't need no extradition.
12 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

When I first found him on the list of Most Evil People in History, I found it totally very random.

Who knew he (She*... My bad) would be on the list?

Yeah I see him on EVERY list

This should be #1.

13 Beware of the Nutella! It killed my dog!

Maybe they SHOULD make a chocolate free nutella...

14 Can you please ask the banana king to give me flying triple gooberry sundaes that eat rainbow narwhals?
15 Katara swallowed my landlord and my bunny ate bacon with Harry Potter
16 Where's DA BEEF? WHERE IS IT?

Yum, yum, Randy Blythe

Oh it's from that ad...

17 Abbbbbbbbbbb

It's not a rhyming scheme

18 I'm not sure what to add to this pointless list so I'll just add this

This is awesome and should be 1!

19 Omg! A llama with life drain farts that doesn't do any damage!
20 Marquee Moon - Television

Anything that can encourage more people to hear this fantastic song!

21 Watter bottle, Austin Powers, Smith & Weston, Poot.
22 Turquoise Rabbit Stinky Cheese Pixies
23 A potato flew in my room and it flew in to my mouth and I ate it
24 Please don't vote for this or you will perish
25 I Will Beat You With a Picklefish Then Feed You to the Ewoks.I Can't Feed You to the T-Rex Because They Ate Their Vegetables
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