Top 10 Reasons to Be a Luigist

The joke originates from Turkey Asylum's TDA posts. This list is made for jokes, I worship the Christian God.

The Top Ten

1 Luigi is the universe's savior

All hail Luigi's shiny penis!

2 Luigi is better than Mario

3 Luigi cares for his people

4 Luigi saved us from Bowser, not Mario

5 Luigi is the strongest person ever

6 Luigi is more popular than Mario

7 The Luigist Church needs more followers

8 Luigi has a flutter jump

9 Luigi has an awesome mustache

10 Luigi is love, Luigi is life

The Contenders

11 Luigi wears green

12 Luigism is the best religion

Danteem better be in Heroes VS Villians Season Number Two. But Luigi won't appear in it cause he not real. Make Danteem the main Hero.

13 Luigi can walk on water in Super Mario 64

He is more popular than Jesus! Sarcasm

14 The Luigi Bible is the best book

15 Luigi gives out free sex

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