Top Ten Reasons to Hate Babies

The Top Ten
1 They are spoiled

Babies are spoiled little brats who get all the attention for sticking its foot in its mouth in public. "Aww it's so cute! He's running around naked." How is that cute? No one. I reapeat NO ONE wants to see little Timothy's 'little friend'.

If you thought hitler was evil... then this would change your mind! babies are the most evil things in the whole entire universe all it does is cry until someone becomes deaf or DIES!

I don't find that babies are that spoiled. It's usually toddlers. Sometimes babies can be spoiled.

They are only babies how can they tell right from wrong?

2 They are not cute

You are wrong, babies are cute as well, but not when they poop in their pants but still I disagree.

Alright. U weren't cute when you were a baby? I mean I pefer dogs than babies but really? Babies are more mature than whoever made this list.

Of all animals, humans have the most repulsive-looking infants.

Babies are the ugliest abominations I have ever laid eyes on.

3 They have too much attention

Why would you leave a baby alone? There brains are less developed, what if they fell down the stairs because you weren't watching them? You would feel terrible

Well if you give it too less attention they wouldn't be very good I am pretty sure everyone's (I THINK) mother loved them so much that they gave them attention

They need it. If you leave a baby alone they might eat stuff they aren't supposed to eat and run out of the house.

You have to give a baby attention! If you don't the baby will feel like nobody loves them and not trust you!

4 They are slobbery

I know, right? It's so gross! I like baby animals more!

5 They are annoying

when they ask you to play with them u say no they cry and dad/mom forces you to play when you ask them to play they don't want to your dad/mom say its ok play by yourself

You just sit and all of a sudden, the baby next to you starts crying like hell.

"If you're mean to them."
No. It doesn't matter what you do. They're all annoying.

What kind of a list is this?!

6 They get away with too much

I love how these baby obsessed humans keep using the "because they are babies" argument.

when teens broke something they get grounded when babies brokes something mom/dad say its ok

I know right lol,spoiled brats (going with the joke)

Because they are BABIES

7 They are messy
8 They poop in their diaper

@Puppytart-have you ever heard of diaper blowouts? It's when the diaper gets so full that it leaks, getting poop all over you and the floor

That is the most disgusting thing about them they poop anywhere and everywhere. Nobody wants to smell there nasty little asses I can't stand babies diapers or their messes.

"And you didn't when you were a baby? " We did. We don't anymore. Argument is invalid.

And you didn't when you were a baby?

9 They are disgusting

They poop in Great Wolf Lodge indoor water park and make other people sick

Well, its disgusting to take off their diaper.

Hate me all you want, but I honestly don’t see how people find little alien things that do nothing but spit, pee, poop, puke and stink up the room cute.

10 They cry

Did the person who added this know that to know that a baby is alive and well when they are born, they cry. If they don't cry they need to stay in the hospital and need medical help.

Babies just cry because they can't talk yet. But it's annoying for sure.

Everyone does. (Mom says I cried all the time when I was a baby though )

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11 They wreck your stuff

They rip up your paper, puke on your clothes, and poop on your bed. Keep your stuff away form them!

If they wreck my PlayStation 5 systems and your Final Fantasy 7 games and Final Fantasy 7, they’re in so much trouble big time!

They need a old fashioned spanking if they wreck, chew and break your PlayStation system and games

12 They are overrated

Everyone on the planet was a baby. Even adults pretend to be babies. Mostly men.

TRUEEEE your friends think their awesome/cute,your parents think their awesome/cute ,your grandparents think their cute/awesome EVERYONE DOES

Because they are babys

13 They grow up to be retards

Ok, this is a stupid and uneducated list. Which means the person who made this list is stupid and uneducated. YOU JUST CALLED EVERYONE IN THE WORLD A RETARD! The whole population is smarter than you so I think you are all bark and no bite and you should just shut up

Hey, that's mean! Retard is mean! You're obviously saying babies are always physically challenged! That's rude! How would u feel, jerk!

This list is offensive. We don't say 'retard' we say _______ disability. This list need to be removed. I am offended, and I don't have a disibility.

they grow up to be retard which is teasing people THEY TEASE

14 They throw up and pee and poop on you
15 Their parents think the whole world revolves around them

They have to learn not to always let babies have their way all the time

16 They require too much time
17 They are expensive

they don't have price

18 They annoy pets
19 They have no teeth

It's creepy as, like other animals are born with a full set of teeth, why not babies? Then they wont make your boobs sag.

That's just how it is? are they supposed to grow teeth within three seconds after being born?

20 They are crybabies

Yep you do what would be heaven to a kid but a baby would just cry it's supposed to bring empathy so that it has higher chance of surviving but never works

No pun intended

21 They don't care about anything

Because they don't know that much

22 They watch strange shows

they watch such baby shows like peppa pig caillou and other baby shows

My baby brother watches "Gracie's Corner" and "Rock 'N Learn", but he likes Rock 'N Learn the best. They seem to be strange to me.

Because these shows are for babies.

Boohbah is stupid

23 They scream
24 They have no memory

the memories of babies develops faster than the average adult person, babies develop memories with any & all interactions, babies who have no interaction/interactions with humans & animals that individual would have delayed development compared to their peers who receive attention, babies with genius intelligent or intellectual parents tend to learn faster compared to average parents with typically normal intelligence levels, determining on the cognitive genetics of babies are genetically influenced by the intellect from both parents & how parents raise their baby also impacts how genius or dumber than dumbest lifeform/organism that currently exist/exists.

Seriously, you do not remember anything from babyhood.
Obviously you don't want to remember being breast-fed and getting your nappy changed.
But maybe if you had a dummy/pacifier.
Being told bedtime stories in your cot.
What did you watch Rosie and Jim or Teletubbies or Boohbahs or In The Night Garden or Peppa Pig

25 You have to be very quiet around them

Especially when they're drinking milk or sleeping. It has to be in TOTAL SILENCE.

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