Top 10 Reasons to Hate Bayonettabugger I am going to talk Bayonetta from Super Smash Bros, sometimes I'll talk about her game
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Thank you Nintendo for putting Bayonetta in Super Smash Bros. She ruins the game! - bugger
She has not ruined smash bros she seems like a badass charater
And kids are going to take an interest in her game now that she's found her way into Smash 4.
I am not a kid, I am just a dude who hates Rated M. I want to be child friendly - bugger
When the "Tomb Raider" series started, much was made over the shocking sexiness of its lead, Lara Croft. It's like the creator of Bayonetta set forth to top that, and indeed Lara looks like a Puritan next to Bayonetta.
I guess the creator of Lara Croft must have snuck his way into sega.
The back of her dress is too revealing. She shows more skin as Wario's Skin. - bugger
Her winning the ballot and Nintendo going through with putting her in rather than consider the highest ranked character from a game rated no more than T just shows me that if enough people had voted General Custer with a... thing certain over-advertised perscription medicines supposedly help a guy with wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and bandana (and yes this was indeed from a video game) he would have made it in. Or if enough people had voted for the heroine of "Jungle Fever", a naked chick who lactates out a fire to save a naked guy being burned at the stake, she would have made it in without a second thought. That scares me beyond words.
She technically didn't even really win. Being "very popular in Europe" (the number three market behind the US and Japan) and "within the top five" (if she'd actually been number one they would have just said so) were the reasons given for her inclusion.
It's actaully the ballot that ruined Smash because all people does is put stupid requests like they want Shrek in the game but Shrek is not Nintendo, he is Dreamworks. Well let's get back in topic, Bayonetta is the most Stupidest Request for Super Smash Bros. She is rated M. (Snake is rated M too) She looks revealing! So why does people WANT Bayonetta in to the game if she is not Nintendo and also a Stupid Request. Anyways, Enough said. - bugger
It Was Supposed To Be Maxwell From SCRIBBLENAUTS Who Won That - DevonchiV1 Comment
It's mostly the Peach, Zelda, and Rosalina haters who would think this, though Link, Mario, Dedede, Meta Knight, Paluntena, Wario, Yoshi, Marth, and Pit are also subject to being called "lame-os" or whatnot and yay now being able to have "sexiest/most badass character ever" beat up on them. Meanwhile, I can't even hate the Duck Hunt dog anymore, in Smash he's just too cute!
Previous commenter forgot Robin. Everyone ignores if not hates him/her, and now here's the great, wonderful, awesome, perfect Bayonetta to give that guy/chick a "well deserved" beating. Though at least I can say that the one time I've ever faced a Bayonetta online, the joke was on them because they had to hear the announcer say "The winner is... Robin" (played by me) and they ended up in FOURTH place.
Bad enough everyone showed this attitude with Snake in Brawl.V1 Comment
With the glasses and the hair she reminds me too much of Sarah Palin
The glasses makes me think that she looks like a nerd! - buggerV1 Comment
I'm pretty sure that's the real reason she supposedly "won". By "realizable" they meant "can just re-skin a model we already have so we don't have to build a new one".
This was supposedly addressed with the most recent software update, but now we run into the "can't just not buy her" problem because now everyone's whining about how she was nerfed.V1 Comment
Someone from the Soul Caliber would have made a lot more sense, even. If for no other reason than bringing full circle the fact that Link was in one of their games.V1 Comment
And of course that's even if you can even call them "clothes". Either way, creepy and actually kind of disgusting.
Metal Gear is Snake's game but seriously, Snake is infinite times better than Bayonetta...
Oh wait, I thought I hate Rated M. I only like the look of Snake. - bugger
Snake may be from an M rated game but at least he wasn't a walking bad S&M fantasy.
Several of the characters have "mums" that have died or disappeared (this explicitly being mentioned or shown in their games of origin) and in some of those cases their mothers' fates are what drives the plot of their original games/the character's actions in said games. Ness's mother may be alive and well but in "Earthbound" he could get "homesick" and not be able to do much if he hadn't seen or called her in a while. And while one of Lucina's potential mothers (only her father's identity is set in stone in "Fire Emblem Awakening", the mother could very well end up being fem Robin if the player so dictates) is actually in "Smash" herself with Lucina, but there's that whole thing about Lucina having traveled back in time to prevent a bad future where among other things whoever her mother was things did not end well for said mother. Of the remaining characters, best case scenario we don't know the status or fate of their mothers (or fathers) or even what kind of relationship they may ...more
If we really push the definition, Luma's "mum" is also present and alive, but of course the demise of Rosalina's own mum is a big part of her backstory.
Like she's really in a position to say thatV1 Comment
Whether you download her or not, that stupid notification of her availability "in all her glory" still shows up on the main menu screen, and since she was the last DLC addition we're all going to be seeing that notification forever. Also people raving about her inclusion-- and judging you if you don't have her yourself.
Unfortunately that hasn't stopped people from shipping her with Pit.
Since I don't play Bayonetta, I see some comments from Miiverse why people don't want Bayonetta. In the part of that comment, she just kills angels. Enough Said because I'm lazy! - bugger
Earlier "Smash" games already spawned crossover pairings, most of which were quite random, many downright weird, and very few (like can be counted on one hand) that made a lick a sense AND weren't because of how they looked together. Now that Bayonetta's in there, SHE'S going to be paired with anyone and everyone else in the game. And knowing her, "paired" if we're lucky if you know what I mean!
She's being shipped with Pit and Palutena even though she'd sooner kill them.
Those who don't love her for her over-the-top sexiness are those who still act like playable female characters are a brand new concept thus we must support any and all of them even if they are overtly sexy like Bayonetta.
Her overt sexiness is actually seen as a sign of independence by feminists who in the past have decried characters like Morrigan Aensland, Ivy Valentine, and Mai Shiranui.
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2. Her clothes and her hair are one and the same
3. They are other characters that fit better with Smash Bros
2. She is not for kids
3. She looks shocking