Top 10 Reasons to Hate The Legend of the Titanic
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I'm Italian and I feel like this is really embarrassing. We don't make good animated movies, but this is like, Disney rip offs at its worst. I feel embarrassed to say I come from the same country as the child-hating man who wrote this.
I feel like this pathetic excuse for a "production company" is at work on "9/11: The true story", which features a bunch of hamsters killing bin Laden, everyone surviving, and all of the would-be victims singing "Why should I worry? " Spoiler: they're all saved by the magic belugas from SeaWorld (SCREW GEOGRAPHY, right? ) and the film ends with everyone dancing to a Duran Duran song. Just because they can. And anyone who says the Twin Towers were destroyed is a lying idiot who has no idea about actual history.
"The Legend of the Holocaust", where Anne frank survives (with the help of mice who are pretty much Jesus), marries the king of the Netherlands and becomes a children's book author. Oh, and Miep Gies becomes an award-winning composer who wrote the score for most Disney movies. The musical number: "How bad can I be? " from the Lorax, sung by Adolf Hitler, and "Let it Go", just 'cause.
Mouse 1: I hate to break it to you, but you're a mouse, and she's a human.
Mouse 2: Well, there's one thing I'm not, and that's a racist.
THERE YOU HAVE IT. Opposing a mouse+woman relationship is on the same level of the KKK.
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