Top 10 Reasons to Hate Mario Kart Wii

Mario Kart Wii sucks major ass. I never want to play this game.
The Top Ten
1 Annoying Voices

Better option, swap the baby princesses and Bowser Jr. with regular characters like Dixie Kong, Lakitu, and Shy Guy and that would be a perfect roster!

Are they really that bad? If you don't like the voice, don't use the character. Duh.

The only voices that I can think of that are annoying are the babies and diddy.

Especially from Princess Peach and Princess Daisy and their baby counterparts. I'd rather listen to JB then.

2 Game Does Not Take Place Anywhere In Western Canada

What the Hell does Western Canada have to do with Mario kart in the first place? Whoever said this is a total moron because Mario is a fictional character not someone in real life. Mario Kart Haters are idiots

It is a fictional game in a fictional world. Some tracks may seem to be from real-world places, but they aren't, they were just inspired by them.

What kind of reason is this? This is a stupid list!

This made me laugh

3 Overrated

How the heck does this get more love than even the Super Mario games like the original Super Mario Bros. trilogy, the Super Mario Land trilogy, Super Mario 64 (N64) and the Super Mario World duology?! I never deserved thumbs down for saying that the Super Mario games released int he late 20th Century rocked. Also, why are people disrespecting opinions on that site and getting defended for that?! - The Ultimate Daredevil, who would rather rename this "Top 10 Things to Hate About Mario Kart Wii" now that it has grown on him not just because of Rosalina, the atmospheric presentation (especially Rainbow Road) and how industrious it can actually be

How are they supposed to make King Boo make sense? It might not make sense, but it's a video game. Logic is clearly not the creators' first concern. Baby Daisy is probably because Peach and Daisy are here so it makes sense to have Baby Daisy if you have Baby Peach. Baby Luigi is not a new character in the Mario Kart series, as he was in Double Dash. When racing online, the stat differences barely make a difference, so just don't use Funky Kong.

Who is Baby Daisy? Why is she here? I'm okay with Funky Kong, but why do you need to unlock Baby Luigi, a new starter character? And, King Boo needs arms and legs to drive any vehicle.

Most characters rock, but I rank this roster a 1/10 because I was pretty pissed that Nintendo replaced Shy Guy with 2 even worse baby princesses.

4 Game Always Loads You Up with 50 or So Blue Shells and Other Items Right Before You're Going to Win the Race

How did no one add this until now? All the other reasons are stupid.

5 Horrible Controls

I've heard everyone boning about the controls, and these controls are lame! The 2 button is your gas pedal, but the control pad is for triggering items? What the suck?

Well, it is worth learning to be able to use those terrible Wii controls.

Motion control's not so great now, huh?

6 Characters Wear Dresses

You say you never want to play this game. Does that mean your judging a game before you even play it?

Whats that have to do with anything? What are princesses supposed to wear

Um people wear dresses in cars you know?

What kind of argument is that?

7 Too Difficult

The expert class in Mario Kart Wii is as slow as heck! You have to rank 1 star to get Dry Bowser. I hate waiting 5 hours trying to unlock him because blue shells obliterate my way whenever I lead a track and even with Magikruiser and Dry Bones, I fall off a cliff. That's because Bowser Jr. stinks at racing and it was a harsh decision to unlock him.

How is it difficult? At 8 years old I got first place every time, and the lowest I'd get was 5th or 6th place. If it's difficult play on Automatic, or just PRACTICE. If at 8 years old I could do it, why can't you?

The controls are hard to use especially drifting besides the

Whole Mario franchise should not ever exist because of crappy peach

And Mario always be mean to luigi that's why I hate Mario just like sonic be mean

To tails I hate sonic too.SO play something else other than Mario kart

Or crappy sonic play a good game like Minecraft or fall out 4.besides

Mario hogs up the video game industry

Somehow I got 3 stars in everything! Took me years though...

8 The Items Can Really Get Unfair

The point of the game is to make it difficult (like the blue shells for example). If it was easy to win and it only had like turtle shells and banana peels, you know how easy and boring it would be? There'd be no challenge which is what video games are SUPPOSE to be -_-

All I get is green shells while everyone get blue shells. Ugh!

Mario kart 8 is really unfair item slots (even though I love both mario kart wii and 8)

9 Annoying Hairstyles

Why not hate on this game for reasons that actually matter? Like, I don't know, being screwed over at the end of the last lap of a race, or potentially getting blue shelled a few times in one single race! This is a great game but those are my main complaints!

These hairstyle have too many colors than the real ones that hair can have like blue or sometimes yellow.

That is just stupid. Please take it off the list and some characters don't even have hair.

Um...can I please just say that this is a game not reality! its fantasy so they can have any coloured hair they like even rainbow! 1

10 Funky Kong and Daisy are Broken
The Contenders
11 Bad Tracks

I hate the ones with boos in it because it's annoying and Koopa Cape is not that great. My favorite is Rainbow Road because it's the only one with a challenge to not fall off since people have trouble with that. I love it since it makes it easier to win in this way.

Great tracks, except the circuits!

The Peach courses suck!

Koopa Cape is amazing.

12 Awful Graphics

Great point. All the Mario Kart games are really above-par, but are weak compared to the Mario RPGs that are older than Paper Mario: Sticker Star. - The Ultimate Daredevil (the man that made this list to prove why he finds the Mario Kart games to have some problems no matter what) to HeavyDonkeyKong, who must expose his large, sexy body

Actually, Mario Kart 8 has more advanced graphics than Mario Kart 64.

Better than n64 graphics. More advanced

The graphics in the newest and modern ones are better than ones like Mario Kart 64

13 No Story
14 It's Not a Crossover

So? That's like saying Mario Odyssey sucks (which is very popular and up in ratings if I may add), because it has no other characters but just Mario! So I guess majority of the video games in the world suck because there are no crossover characters right? Nope. See this reasoning makes no sense

Crossover characters mean non-Mario characters like Link, Pokemon, Pikachu, Sonic, Pit, or Jigglypuff.

Why would Sonic, made by Sega, appear in Mario Kart, by Nintendo?

15 All the Mario Kart Games Older Than Double Dash are Way Better Than This

Traditionally, I meant to put "Most of the Classic Mario games are better than the Modern Mario games".

Because of the blue shell of course which throws you in the air then loses your items.

A retro fanboy put it here. I knew it would be here.

16 Princess Peach's Voice Acting

This list is nothing but bull. Shut up about peach.

17 Funky Kong stole Petey Piranha's spot in this game

Funky Kong's Piranha Prowler has the same color as Petey Piranha.

18 Terrible AI Controls
19 Baby Characters
20 It Is Overseen, Overplayed & Overfamed
21 Mario Kart 64 is way better than this

It's better, but not way better.

22 No Crossover Characters

Super Paper Mario is nonetheless more awesome than even the first three Mario Kart games. You should have given it a higher rating than 9/10, HeavyDonkeyKong.

Yeah, what is Donkey Kong? (sarcasm)

23 Large Characters

If your using lightweight characters then you will understand this

24 Garbage-Like New Characters
25 Thunder Cloud

This item can be a real pain.

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