Top Ten Reasons to Hate Walt Disney World

The Top Ten
1 Too many babies and toddlers crying and being annoying

They are children what do you expect them to do! You cried when you were little so stop complaining!

Why would parents bring them? Can't they just tell them to shut up?!

Just ignore them and go on with your day. It's not the park's fault.

2 The castle is not made out of bricks

It looks like it is! Instead, they used these strong pieces of wires to hole these together. That's not really smart because what if it breaks apart

3 Some of the rides are not made by Disney

For example, the Ellen DeGeneris ride in Epcot and Mission: Space for a random reason whatsoever.

4 Most of the rides are boring

Many rides have to cater to different audiences, so you can’t expect every ride to be a thrill ride.

Each ride is good in its own unique way, some people prefer gentle dark rides with colorful scenery, while others prefer thrill rides.

Disney parks have to have a wide variety in order for many people to go and enjoy them, if it was just thrill rides, then it wouldn’t be nearly as popular as it is now.
I enjoy lots of rides, except the cash grabs, I love both the dark rides and the thrill rides, and they’re all great in their own way.

What about Tower of Terror? Splash Mountain? Expedition Everest? Disney has excellent rides and terrible rides.

Like Stitch's Great Escape, Small World, that People Ride, etc.

Mission Space isn't boring

5 They got rid of the Magic Hat in Hollywood Studios

What is more important The Chinese Theater or the Magic Hat? On my Magic Band I put the icon of the hat to support the hat!

Now they have a boring Chinese theater. Congratulations, Disney world company, you've ruined Orlando this year.

6 It's expensive

I am in vacation cloud and I go to Disney world all the time. I am going in less than a week

So is Disneyland

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7 You don't get to visit the castle
8 Frozen related stuff everywhere

Not everywhere.i hate frozen, but I just avoid it. Just don't ride the frozen ride, meet Anna and Elsa, or buy frozen stuff.

9 They don't have Sleeping Beauty herself in the Festival of Fantasy parade

Same exact thing with Tinkerbell in the Christmas parade. That's very mean. They're both based on Disney.

10 Hollywood Studios and Animal Kingdom don't have that many rides

They are both getting expansions. The whole Hollywood Studios park is getting a makeover, and Animal Kingdom is getting expanded a lot.

Yeah, they don't. Hollywood Studios has 2, and Animal Kingdom has 1 plus that safari. BORING.

There is no Six Flags park in Florida

The Contenders
11 Magic Kingdom and Epcot are the only two parks that have fireworks

That's weird. I thought Disney was the place with MAGIC, and fireworks are MAGICAL. So shouldn't EVERY park have a firework show?

Animal Kingdom has some too now.

Hollywood Studios has some too.

12 They banned selfie sticks

Selfie sticks are stupid and if you have one there my dad will run over you for not paying attention and being stupid

Imagine those things getting in the way

13 Crappy food, yet ridiculous prices.

Crappy food? You've got to be kidding me.

Disneyland's food prices are dumb.

14 They got rid of the good shows from the past in the Disney Junior live show

Now we have Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Sofia the First, Doc McStuffins, and the worst one of all, JAKE AND THE NEVERLAND, STUPID PIRATES. I wish they can get Playhouse Disney back. No fair...

When I was 14 I was forced to see the Playhouse Disney show at MGM AND IT WAS BORING

I need my emergency dubstep headphones

15 The hotels sometimes have roaches
16 Walt Disney dreamed of Disneyland, not Disney World
17 They added another kiddie coaster

The Seven Dwarfs Mine Train is basically a copy of Thunder Mountain

It’s not exactly a kiddie coaster(like the Barnstormer), and neither is Thunder Mountain, it’s a step above the kiddie category, but it’s definitely not up to par with real adult roller coasters such as Rock 'N' Roller Coaster.
But there’s a new coaster called Slinky Dog Dash that opened this year that counts as one of the smaller roller coasters.

18 It’s mainly for little kids

Well that’s changing as Disney adds more thrilling rides to their parks.
We already have Expedition Everest, Avatar Flight of Passage, Rock 'N' Roller Coaster, Tower of Terror, Mission: Space, and they’re gonna add TRON Lightcycle Power Run(a new launched coaster), as well as Millennium Falcon: Smuggler’s Run and Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance.
Yet they’re also gonna add Guardians of the Galaxy at Epcot, which is another launched coaster.

19 You can't explore the abandoned River Country park

River Country is torn down and being replaced with a new hotel-Reflections – A Disney Lakeside Lodge.

20 It's in Florida

This is no reason to hate a theme park.

21 They banned cosplaying

Yes. It's true. They banned displaying in their parks because 1. Some people dressed up as Disney characters and were mistaken for workers and 2. People kept showing up as Kingdom Hearts characters.

Cosplaying has been banned from guests 14 years and older, to avoid confusion between guests, staff, or terrorists.

People shouldn't be cosplaying though.

22 They pissed off George Lucas
23 FastPass+

They used to be good, but then they went downhill and caused chaos, and therefore made standby wait time lines for attractions longer than ever.

It is an absolute headache to work with!

24 It’s too crowded
25 They copied Las Vegas
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