Top Ten Reasons Lars Ulrich Sucks

I still have no f*cking clue why the rest of the members didn't fire him, like they were going to do once...

The Top Ten

1 Too simple, lame beats with horrible fills

He basically sucks.

2 Bad at the easiest songs and doesn't have a problem with anything else

3 He isn't good enough to be a metal drummer

In a perfect universe, Joey Jordison or Dave Lombardo would've permanently replaced Lars after the Download Festival, and Lars would've joined Nickelback as Ryan Vikedal's replacement.

4 He's trying so hard sometimes that it just doesn't work out

5 He doesn't really know what he's doing

6 Bad live performances

7 He thinks he knows everything

8 He's arrogant

9 Horrible drum sound

10 Doesn't look like a real rocker

The Contenders

11 He can’t even double bass in live performances

12 He writes complicated songs that he can’t play live

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