Top Ten Reasons Miley Cyrus Is Better Than Total Drama

The Top Ten

1 Miley Cyrus has good songs, Total Drama doesn't

All of Miley's songs are good and all Total Drama songs suck

Well, her job is to sing.

2 Heather is an attention whore

This list is stupid

3 Miley is more attractive than Lindsay

Lindsay's bleach blonde hair makes her look gross.

4 Miley is real, Total Drama contestants aren't

5 Total Drama rips off Miley Cyrus's song

6 Total Drama contestants fight, Miley Cyrus doesn't

7 Miley Cyrus is more exciting

I don't like Total Drama, but she's really more gross than exciting...

8 Leshawna sucks at dance

9 Chef Hatchet is psychotic, Miley Cyrus isn't

10 Miley is honest, Alejandro is not

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