Top Ten Reasons Not to Get a Job

Your saying in our faces that being a famous singer is boring as hell. No reading this list is boring also you will be poor and die.

Getting a job is boring, yet getting 60 dollars every 5 hours is also boring, getting a small amount of money at a slow time is not fair, it's torture.

You know people actually get paid to eat food play video games and watch movies stuff I wouldn't consider "boring"

Who added this list? KoolGuy2218, you're encouraging us to not get a job?! If you don't want to be a hobo living on the streets, get a in, in case your parents died and you're an adult and maybe your older or younger sibling has died, and you have UTTERLY nothing to eat or drink. Yeah, yeah, we all know we hate school when we were little children and we was like, "ARGGH, WHY PAPERS?! " How about you go to the Democratic Republic of the Congo, it is one of the poorest countries in Africa. You don't want to be like Lucky Diamond Rich, (it has "rich" in the nickname, get it? ) don't you? All you need to do is get a job. It's that simple! Last night my dad came late from work because the supervisor told him, "I don't care about your family time, my customers always go first than your family! " Do you want to be scolded like that? Then get a job. Do you want to be taken to Africa? Then get, a, JOB! You're the one who is useless to mankind. Asinine troll.

You're The One Who's Being Useless. And Not Only That But You're Actually Getting More Useless Because You're Saying The Jobs That Are Actually Useful And Calling Them " Useless " When In Reality You're The Only One Who's Being Useless Themselves.

Mommy will cook for me, mommy will wash my undies, mommy will buy me the latest games, I can live mommy's basement forever. What? Me Worry?

Well, it helps be able to afford housing, clothing, food and paying taxes, but no, having that stability is useless.

It's very true, it's a big waste of time and life, you're just putting yourself at risk of hurting yourself.

Says The Guy Who Practically Wasted Half Of His Life Being A Troll And Making Stupid Lists.

When that "waste of time" is paying for your house, I suggest you shut up and work.

I agree with the guy who said discord and reddit is waste of time

What? You're encouraging us to do whatever comes from our mind like killing people or start terrorism because YOLO?

You only live once, so might as well be homeless.

You're a really bad troll you know that?

What do you want from life? To kidnap an heiress, and threaten her with a knife?

You're encouraging us to commit suicide? That's messed up...

So You're Saying I Wouldn't Be A Loser If I Didn't Work And NOT Get Money, But I Would Be A Loser If I Did Work And Get Money?! Wow! This List Is So Stupid.

So Apparently Everyone Who Has Ever Been Successful In Their Lives Is A Loser? Really? This Is Possibly The Dumbest List You Have Ever Made!

What? Do you think being a Discord admin or Reddit mod will help us through our lives?

So you mean being a pilot is a loser? Being a teacher is a loser? Nonsense!

Like Apple, Microsoft, or Nintendo, those guys are evil, corrupt corporate criminals, and everything they make should be totally banned from sale.

How is Apple, Microsoft, or Nintendo evil? You just think that because some doofus put those on "Top Ten Most Evil Corporations".

This guy thinks the Umbrella corporation is real.

That made me laugh.

Yes, like running a decent website that people would actually like to go to! You can earn through ads and revenue.

What? You Mean Taking Money From Other Innocent People?

Being a gamble or thief? No way!

So You're Saying It's Not Cool To Get Money? Wow! You Really Are A Terrible Person Did You Know That?! But If You Want To Become A Better Person I Suggest You Stop Being A Troll On This Website For Starters.

It isn't cool if you can find other ways to earn money, though.

Good luck in an alley begging for money.

You're The One Who's Not Cool.

You Didn't Want To Be Told What To Do?! No Wonder Why You Dropped Out Of High School Because You Were Being A Selfish Jerk.

Big news, everyone will tell you what to do when you arrive in prison.

Some rude offices have this condition which makes you be more careful.

That's the point, someone will supervise you every time.

How? People suffer when they're homeless. They don't have a cozy fire on cold nights, they don't have a cushiony memory foam mattress to sleep on!

Give me ten reasons why being homeless is "awesome".

Oh yes! It's definitely awesome! Have fun being bitten in your sleep by the Job Fairy

Hello you are such a total jerk

But...If you're too lazy to work, you won't have money to get a house. If you don't have a house, you can't pay bills!

No. The government will not.

They behave us like a slave...

If you're not boss)

Wait! Let Me Get This Straight You Would Rather Be A Troll Your Whole Life Than To Get A Job?! Wow! You Have A Sad Life.

Umm... Yeah That's Pretty Much What You're Doing Right Now.

Being a troll is much waste of time..,

Explains why this list exist.

If you can earn money without stealing or getting a job, which is actually possible, you could make people jealous of you.

Comatose? Seriously, whoever put these lists is a "degenerate"

You know what else isn't fun? Being an unwashed, hobo, dips living in a box under a bridge because jobs "aren't fun"

It isn't fun if you earn less than what you expect. Find another way to get income.

So What If It's Not Fun. That Doesn't Mean You Should NOT Get A Job.

This is a good reason

I'm saying this without an ounce of sarcasm, without an ounce of joking and without an ounce of lying because it's true.