Top Ten Reasons Pepsi is Better Than Coke

The Top Ten
1 Pepsi is easier to drink

Makes no sense at all. That's lien saying "acid is easier to drink than Hi-C."

2 Pepsi is smoother

True, its flatter than coke which I like because when you pour it into a glass its easier to drink, and you don't need a STRAW.

Pepsi tastes so good

3 Pepsi didn't create a "New Pepsi" and lose half its fans

Yeah, that was a hugely idiotic move on their part. The new Coke probably tasted the same as the original anyway.

4 Pepsi has better advertisements

I think Pepsi trys to hard. their target market is young people. Coke appeals to everyone. The construction workers drink coke after a hard day of work. When I have a stressful day at school, I drink coke.

Coke advertising is kind of boring. Pepsi commercials are modern and sometimes hilarious

NFL yeah. Coke is mostly just santa or some polar bears.

5 Coke used to have cocaine in it

It's true that it did. But it was used as a medicine. Most of these items are invalid.

Cue the drugs jokes in three, two, one...

6 Pepsi is healthier

Um...that's false. Pepsi actually has more sugar and caffeine than Coke.

It's still not healthy, but it's healthIER.

But Pepsi tastes better than Coca Cola.

Neither of them are healthy.

7 Pepsi has a more intense flavor

Its sweeter, all though you drink it to fast so its not that savoury.

Because it is so good

8 Pepsi tastes better

It does, it has more sugar than coke and more calories, but its not healthier.

9 Coke has a dumb theme song/slogan
10 Pepsi is sweeter than Coke

Again it has more sugar.

The Contenders
11 Pepsi is more refreshing

It has a citrus flavour that is more refreshing on a warm summer and thus, easier to drink.

Yah obviously. Coke is gross

12 Pepsi helps with upset tummies

Coke gives me indigestion, so I have sulfur tasting burps. Pepsi has helped me with tummy problems before, although it makes my sides a lil bit, and I mean a lil bit, not to bad though.

13 You get Pepsi at KFC
14 Pepsi doesn't fizz up your nose

What? The only time it should fizz in your nose is if you pour it to fast, this question is dumb.

15 Pepsi makes you have fun.

Only because of the caffeine. Lets you stay up longer.

16 Pepsi is nostalgic
17 Pepsi has better memes
18 Pepsi has Pepsiman
19 Pepsi is softer
20 Pepsi keeps out of politics
21 Pepsi has a nicer can design
22 Pepsi has better brands
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