Top Ten Reasons Why Hotel Mario Is Bad

Chaotixhero
Whoever like this game must be brain damaged because this game is out right terrible. I mean come on people really? Defend Mario Galaxy all you want but NEVER defend this peice of crap.

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1The Gameplay

Just opening doors... Yay is this fun? NO IT'S NOT! It's terrible. I won't be surprise people liking the game because you know why? It Mario obviously. - Chaotixhero

You need a list dedicated to hating a game? Yes some people like this game but there is no need to make a list about why a game is bad just because you don't like it. I don't like this game either but still! - HeavyDonkeyKong

Bad controls, all you do is shut doors, and when you stomp enemies, you bounce up and get killed

2The Voice Acting

Princess Peach & Princess Daisy have much worse voice acting (as Jen Taylor/Nicole Mills/Samantha Kelly and Deanna Mustard) than this game's pathetic French-Canadian voice cast.

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3The Graphics

Why do these graphics look like Donkey Kong Country? It so bad. - Chaotixhero

4The Animated Cutscenes
5It's Repetitive

All you do is run around and shut doors

6The Story

Same old story. Why am I not surprise. Because its Mario and re-using the plot always make fans say Yay! - Chaotixhero

7It Was Not Created by Nintendo
8It Almost Killed the Franchise
9"Gay Luigi"

They seriously say that in the game? I was muting and lip sinking the voice acting. - Chaotixhero

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10Princess Peach's Dress

I never liked princess dresses anyways.

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11"Lotsa Spaghetti!"

Is The Reason This Game Is Used For YouTube Poops - CuteGirlJigglypuff

"Lotsa spaghetti" is the goofiest line in this game.

12This Game is Not a Crossover

This game is a joke, not a crossover!
Super Mario + CDi + Laughing Joking Numbnuts = Hotel Mario

13Lack of Princess Daisy & Rosalina

Daisy is just as bad as peach. Rosalina is better, but this was before she firs tappeared. - HeavyDonkeyKong

Yes, it is very true that Rosalina is the best female Nintendo character of all time.

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14The Game is Too Hard
15The CD-i doesn't work
16Princess Peach appears in the game instead of Pauline or Princess Daisy

Seriously? How is ONE character appearing instead off another a bad thing?!

Well, Princess Peach was not as bad as usual in this game. In fact, her voice is much better in Hotel Mario than nowadays.

17"You know what they say, all toaster toast toast!"
18"Hey you, get offa my cloud!"
19The controls are broken
20Uncreative
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