Top Ten Reasons Why Hotel Mario Is Bad
Whoever like this game must be brain damaged because this game is out right terrible. I mean come on people really? Defend Mario Galaxy all you want but NEVER defend this peice of crap.You need a list dedicated to hating a game? Yes some people like this game but there is no need to make a list about why a game is bad just because you don't like it. I don't like this game either but still!
Elevators that go nowhere?! 5 seconds of music for ever to the point i’m listening to some Chinese twisted technicolour torture device? Awful cutscenes? For every 1 door you close a goomba will eventually open 25 more! God knows I couldn't finish even the first level! Personally I would rather be stuck on the first level of Sonic Boom Rise of lyric than I would actually play this game.
Just opening doors... Yay is this fun? NO IT'S NOT! It's terrible. I won't be surprise people liking the game because you know why? It Mario obviously.
Bad controls, all you do is shut doors, and when you stomp enemies, you bounce up and get killed
Princess Peach & Princess Daisy have much worse voice acting (as Jen Taylor/Nicole Mills/Samantha Kelly and Deanna Mustard) than this game's pathetic French-Canadian voice cast.
When you pinch Wendy's (Say it out loud and you will hear something else than pennies)
God It's Laughably Terry
I Meant Terrible
Why do these graphics look like Donkey Kong Country? It so bad.
I would laugh at this! I do hate Hotel Mario, but this game isn't even in my top 50 worst, Mario Bros. (Atari 2600) is FAR worse. The cutscenes are meh.
I'm actually greateful for these games' existence because no cdi Nintendo games means no YouTube poop, and let's be honest: who wants that?
They're Laughably Bad
Sounds a bit like that handheld brick game I got from poundland a few years ago.
All you do is run around and shut doors
Same old story. Why am I not surprise. Because its Mario and re-using the plot always make fans say Yay!
Still better than all the bad Mario games released after the Gamecube era.
This is the reason why this game is terribly good
They seriously say that in the game? I was muting and lip sinking the voice acting.
A cheesy way of adding a fourth wall breaker
Is The Reason This Game Is Used For YouTube Poops
"Lotsa spaghetti" is the goofiest line in this game.
I never liked princess dresses anyways.
This game is a joke, not a crossover!
Super Mario + CDi + Laughing Joking Numbnuts = Hotel Mario
Daisy is just as bad as peach. Rosalina is better, but this was before she firs tappeared.
Seriously? How is ONE character appearing instead off another a bad thing?!