Top Ten Reasons Why Jackie Evancho Is Better Than Justin Bieber

The Top Ten

1 She has a better voice

2 She brings listeners to tears, not to a red head

3 Her songs bring a good mind

4 She looks way better

5 Jackie moves her listeners to be a little better

She makes you want to be a better person.

6 Her listeners feel goosebumps, not headaches

7 She does frequent appearances for charities

8 When burglars stole the gifts from her local Christmas charity, she purchased replacements at the last minute for thousands of homeless Pittsburgh kids at Christmas 2014

That is lovely to do. Hmmm maybe JB was the burglar? It fits, in a way.

9 She is an ambassador for the American Humane Society

10 She sang at the United Nations for UNICEF's IMAGINE project for children

The Contenders

11 Muhammad Ali loves Jackie Evancho and always invites her to his fundraisers

12 She has way better class, manners and morals than he will ever dream of having

13 Jackie is a successful classical crossover version of Whitney Houston while Bieber is a failed Michael Jackson copy

14 Jackie didn't hang out with J.J. Watt

15 Jackie is American

16 Jackie didn't pee in a mop bucket

17 She is more polite

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