Top 10 Reasons Why Jimmy Page Hates Billy Mays

The Top Ten
1 Billy Mays broke his guitar
2 Billy Mays framed John Paul Jones on it

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3 Billy Mays could possibly be John Bonham
4 Billy Mays also framed Robert Plant
5 Billy Mays likes cleaning products better than Led Zeppelin

That right there sounds like a troll list:
Top 10 reasons cleaning products are better than Led Zeppelin

6 Jimmy Page hates Oxi-Clean
7 Jimmy Page hates loopholes

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8 Billy Mays doesn't play guitar
9 Jimmy Page hates commercials
10 Billy Mays likes gluing Jimmy's guitar to the floor
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