Top 10 Reasons Why Justin Bieber Is Better Than The Legend of Zelda

The Top Ten

1 Justin Bieber is more attractive than Link

Why exactly does that matter?

2 The series is really boring

3 Link can't sing at all

Who cares if Link can't sing. Link isn't supposed to sing! -Vestalis

4 The franchise has a bad influence on kids in that it teaches them to slay living things in the woods, while Justin Bieber teaches girls good morals

Justin Beiber teaches people to do drugs and spit on his fans.
Link teaches people to be courageous and fight evil.
So Zelda has better morals! Dumbest list ever!

Slay EVIL things. Other things that Link slay? pure necessity to survive.

5 More people enjoy Justin Bieber music than playing Zelda games

Beliebers are actually endangered these days.

6 All of the characters in Zelda are stupid and obnoxious while Justin Bieber is funny, nice, and charming

Justin Beiber is a stupid evil and spoiled bratty singer!
Hilda started off in ALBW as a villain who wanted to save her kingdom by hurting another one but decided to let Hyrule keep their own Triforce.

Funny. Yeah... Not how I describe Justin Bieber. Nice? Even farther from the truth. And charming? Haha. That's really funny.

By "All", you meant princess Zelda, right?

7 The games contain things that are too violent for children to handle, while Justin Bieber's music is appropriate for everyone

There is not even blood in the game. Only apply to Twilight Princess. (TP, Toilet Paper)

that's in fact false no one should suffer his wrath

Really. And I suppose Mario should be rated Mature.

8 There isn't enough romance and drama in Zelda

Have you found out about Zelda Skyward Sword?

9 Zelda herself is fat in every game

What do you have against fat people? Also, Zelda isn't fat in every game!

10 Groose is annoying

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