Top Ten Reasons Why the Legend of Zelda Sucks

The Top Ten
1 Boring

I absolutely HATE this list! Why is everyone just complaining about lack of blood? That limits the amount of people who can play the game! It's for kids AND adults, remember? Also, it's a fantasy game, so guns make no sense! Zelda is also a teenager, so stop doing you know what to her. The soundtrack is not sucky, and what's wrong with a fantasy character riding a horse? The graphics are so good, Nintendo makes decent games sometimes, swords are epic, sure the bosses are creepy, but- wait. I was scrolling down the list when writing this, and I found one legitimate reason. The CD-I games really do suck. But hey, Nintendo learned their lesson and it's all good now. Also, Link's hair is too puffy? What's up with that? The timeline is a bit confusing, but it deals with time travel, so what do you expect? And it's made for kids, so of course it has some childish elements in it, but really? That's a terrible complaint for a KIDS game! And blood? If "a game with no blood is no fun" then ...more

This list sucked. call me a baby nintendo fan but most of these are just your opinions you treat as fact and they are not fact. The only reason why you made this list is because you are an immature Call of Duty Fanbrat. You say all Nintendo games are for kids. but games like Bayonetta 2 and ZombiU on the Wii U are for kids? You should review those games.

To be honest I might not be a fan of this series either because of the confusing timelines, basic dungeons, and empty worlds.

Dummy. Haven't you ever played any of the games?! If anything is boring,it's fall of booty. All you do is shoot people in wars or whatever. And besides,only kids under 16 play it!

2 No Guns

Whoever put this on the list is a call of duty fan probably.

What about it with no guns are you a call of duty fan?

Who cares? Swords are funner to use.Plus games with blood are overrated.

3 Zelda Doesn't Look Like Kim Kardashian

I voted for this so that it will be the first thing people see when they enter this list.

Good. She doesn't need to be having sex with R Jay or whatever his name is to get famous

I thought this Zelda isn't a celebrity

4 No Blood

Have you SEEN Dead Hand?

5 Link Uses a Slingshot

And it's a weak weapon for use in the early game most of the time.

Who uses that as a weapon he needs to use a gun

So?! Guns are overrated anyways.

6 Horrible Soundtrack

It sucks I wish I could replace it with water by ugly god

7 Link Rides a Horse

It's set in a fantasy universe where there are no cars.

Epona is good

8 Bad Graphics

Wish I could comment without voting, but let me say this: don't react to this troll. He's a McDonald's cashier. I also want to say that the Call of Duty Fanboys go on about how graphics in good games like these suck but they go pray on their hands and knees for Minecraft and FNaF. Enough said. DO NOT FEED THIS TROLL.

Even if the graphics aren't great The Legend Of Zelda is amazing you Call Of Duty fanboy

So Minecraft has better graphics than this? I hate this world.

Have you ever seen Twilight Princess, DO YOU EVEN GAMING

9 Nintendo Made It

No wonder why the legend of zelda is a bad video game series nintedo made it

Nintendo is the reason we have games today

10 Awful Weapons

It's dangerous to go alone, Here take this budget quality Made in China sword.

I mean, A sword made from high end materials shatters in 2 - 5 hits

This is the only complaint that is effective when Nintendo made BotW

Guns are overrated

The Contenders
11 Horrendous Philips CD-i titles

This is the only real complaint on this list.

This is the only good reason on this list.

This is the 1 good part of this list!

These titles were horrendous.

12 Link Uses a Sword

So does Marth, Cloud, and Stryder and yet Link doesn't get a pass?

Why can't he use a gun or grenade like the ones from call of duty

Uhhh... do you look at the greatest video games of all time list you ding dongs?

13 It's Childish

Its mad for kids not teens

How is it childish?

14 Unlikable Characters

Like Zelda and Midna.

15 It Looks Bad
16 It Reinforces the Patriarchy

Spiderman dies in infinity war

17 There are No Lootboxes

Come on man, give me skins! 11

18 It is Very Cheesy
19 Link Was Genderless

He is gender neutral

20 The Link's Awakening Remake is Coming Out
21 Convoluted Story

I have a very hard time actually finding out what game comes first.

22 Unnecessarily Horrifying Encounters
23 Link's Hair Is Too Puffy
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