Top 10 Reasons Why Metallica, Iron Maden, Judas Priest and Slayer are Better Than Britney Spears, Meghan Trainor and Iggy Azalea

This is a response to Dynastinoble's thrash list....
http://www.thetoptens.com/reasons-why-meghan-trainor-iggy-azalea-britney-spears-are-better-than-led-zeppelin-metallica/
The Top Ten
1 Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slayer and Metallica all make their own music and lyrics, Iggy, Britney and Meghan don't

Probably the best point I've been able to come up with on this list.

Britney wrote her Original Doll album sadly it didn't get released

2 Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica and Slayer have better lyrics

All of these band lyrics are from the heart and sound real, Meghan, Iggy and Britney's lyrics aren't even written by them and sound like complete thrash.

3 Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slayer and Metallica put more effort into their songs

They all put effort into their songs, the crap pop-trio though not so much...

4 Robert Halford sings better then Britney Spears

Actually Rob Halford sings better than all of them. Even taken together. His vocal range is 4 octaves and he can do with his voice whatever he wants. Metal singers have powerful voices with big ranges.

Can Robert sing a sex song as good as Brittney? Can Robert go in the same levels of charisma and softness and raw beauty that Brittney contains? I think not.

Saddest thing is Britney has a better voice than the one she has now, like in the case of Kesha, she was forced instead her voice needs to be that baby-like now she had a voice meltdowm.

He has a good singing voice, Britney sounds like auto-tune having sex with a dead robot...

5 Metallica keeps improving, Meghan keeps getting worse and worse
6 Iron Maiden, Metallica, Judas Priest and Slayer don't need to be hip to stay relevant.

All they have to do to stay relevant is keep making kick-ass albums enough said.

7 Slayer uses real vocals, Iggy Azalea doesn't

Slayer's vocals are real, Iggy's are faker than Nicki Minaj's ass.

8 Metallica, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden and Slayer worked hard to get their fame, Iggy, Britney and Meghan didn't

Iggy worked hard. Pretty sure Meghan did too. I'll give you Brittney though.

9 Metallica, Slayer, Judas Priest, and Iron Maiden have a wider variety of song topics than Iggy, Meghan, and Britney

Definitely true.

10 Iron Maiden tour and practice a lot to get better, Meghan just uses auto-tune and does a cliché modern pop concert with no practice.

Yeah I think this is pretty obvious.

The Contenders
11 James Hetfield has more powerful vocals than Britney Spears
12 Bruce Dickinson has more powerful vocals than Britney Spears

That might be true, but he scares the poor little girls who like Brit, Ig, and Meg.

13 Iggy, Meghan and Britney use their bodies as a way to get attention
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