Top Ten Reasons Why Poop Is Better Than Lil Wayne

The Top Ten
1 Poop doesn't use excessive AutoTune

Well, this is a ridiculous, but quite accurate list! One of few comparison lists I love!

He should just hurry up with that final album of his cause I want him outta here!

Weird comparison? But, it funny!

This list is hilarious!

2 Poop smells better

I agree.I eat cow poop every day.It is Indian tradition.Hui! India is best for eating cow poop
EAT COW POOP OR DIE HUI! -HomPrakashIndianNationalist

Lil Wayne is so bad he makes poop look good!

3 Poop knows it can't rap so it doesn't

I am laughing I just saw people on google say the beatles were rubbish so this makes me feel gooder

4 Poop is less gross to touch

Uh, No, That's False, It Is More Gross to Touch.

5 Poop looks more attractive
6 Poop doesn't write horrible lyrics
7 Poop is also unwanted but at least poop goes away eventually

If I had the choice between poop and lil wayne I would pick poop

At least you can flush poop out of your life

8 Poop doesn't objectify women
9 Poop admits that it's crap
10 Poop isn't alive

This is incredibly rude. Wishing someone dead just because they don't make music you like or listen to doesn't mean they have to die.

It does mean he has to die...

The Contenders
11 Poop knows how to keep its pants on when it needs to
12 Poop is in a diaper

When I was 2 years old I pooped in diapers

Lil wayne is still in diapers though

13 Poop is pretty
14 Poop doesn't have a terrible voice
15 Poop has variety while Lil Wayne doesn't

Liquid poop, rock poop, normal poop, red poop, green poop, yellow poop, blue poop, skinny poop, fat poop

16 Poop is smarter
17 Poop has a purpose

Yeah you should love poop because it used to be food

18 Poop doesn't make incredibly horrible beats to songs

Could you imagine if poop could come up with a beat like 6 Foot 7 Foot?

Lil Wayne didn't come up with that beat.

19 Poop doesn't rhyme words with themselves

My name is lil Wayne and I am poop,
I went to the toilet and had a poop

20 Poop knows when to be quiet
21 Poop doesn't take away your sanity
22 Poop tastes better
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