Top 10 Reasons Why Princess Rapunzel Sucks

Princess Rapunzel is a princess who should never exist. She is simple-minded, supremely overrated, an insult, cowardly, confusing and unreasonable. Do not get me started on the Disney version of Princess Rapunzel or the crappy Betty & Veronica version. In other words, fuck you Grimm Brothers!

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1She's so overrated

Anna and Elsa are overrated too. Anna and Elsa are just as overrated as Rapunzel the same way Anna and Elsa are just as overrated as Rapunzel too.

What makes you think Princess Rapunzel's so overrated?

Tangled is overrated due to extremely positive reception, and so is Archie Comics. I would prefer a Pac-Man World version of Archie Comics.

2She has no reason to exist

OK, maybe she does have reason to exist. But they are bad reasons.

I really like Rapunzel's magic hair because it heals the sick and injured, prevents aging, resurrects the dead, grants extended longevity, eternal youth and beauty, and immortality. Don't tell me you hate Rapunzel's magic hair.

3She needs to be naked or dress modernly

What makes you think Princess Rapunzel needs to be naked or dress modernly?

Rapunzel was born a princess of Corona in Germany, not a modern day girl.

Well that's stupid considering she's not from a modern times. - AnnaOfArendelle332

Wanna hear Princess Rapunzel play guitar nude and simultaneously sing repeatedly about her young ass and overall sexual, feminine body?

4Disney's version of Rapunzel

Her baby self sucks, her child self is a prat, and do not get me started on her teen self. Her baby/child self is the worst. I do not want to see Tangled! EVER! That movie sucked anyways.

5Princess Rapunzel merchandise

What's so bad about Princess Rapunzel merchandise?

What's so bad about Princess Rapunzel merchandise? What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel merchandise?

Well, because of Princess Rapunzel being with other Disney Princesses! STOP SELLING THAT STUFF, Disney! MOST BLONDES SUCK!

I like Rapunzel merchandise as much as I like Frozen merchandise.

6Her hair

What?! Princess Rapunzel has the longest hair ever, and it's yellow! Can't it be light brown or white?! Yeah, I am really pissed off now.

I like Rapunzel's magic hair because it heals the sick and injured, prevents aging, resurrects the dead, grant extended longevity, eternal youth and beauty, and immortality. You don't hate her magic hair, do you?

Are you forgetting that she is brunette at the end of the movie, Tangled Ever After, and the new T.V. show, and Flynn likes her better as a brunette. Plus, what's wrong with blondes? I'm blonde, and I'm actually really smart unlike the dumb blonde stereotype. Sheesh people.

7Betty Cooper as Princess Rapunzel

What do you mean Betty Cooper as Princess Rapunzel? I don't understand whatever it means.

When I, Harrison Kieran Glen Harris Stark put "Betty Cooper as Princess Rapunzel" on the list, I mean Betty from Archie Comics.

8She's 18 years old

So what? She's older now so what's the big deal and the problem with her age?

I mean as in the movie Tangled. But true story, Princess Rapunzel is now 22 years old.

9She hates everything

She dislikes Mother Gothel's lies, Flynn's tricks, being cooped up in the tower, not being able to see the lanterns but that doesn't mean she hates everything.

Whatever makes you say and think Rapunzel hates everything? Huh?

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10The story sucks

No romance, bad relations, crappy lines, putting down the brown-haired in favor of the blondes, this story sucks!

I totally agree and I could talk about this endlessly. 1. No romance: Rapunzel's love story is as dull as one a five year old could plot and dream about, it's so childish and undeveloped. She's just ok with the guy, runs away with him, they are friendly to each other, then she likes him more and she kisses him -but it's nowhere as enchanting as Ariel's kiss for instance. It's like their love story doesn't follow a solid script, much like the rest of the movie (sadly, since I expected SO much more from this movie; so much more could have been achieved if the movie had stayed closer to the original Rapunzel story, it would have given us a darker and more enchanting story similar to Beauty and the Beast). 2. crappy lines. Yes, nothing fresh, witty, smart to draw attention. Even the songs are as boring and plain as the rest of the movie. 3. Brown-hair vs. blonde hair: ok this doesn't irritate me as much as they didn't give her a damn braid (or shoes for that matter) and we are talking ...more

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11She makes no sense

What makes you think Princess Rapunzel makes no sense anyway? Huh?

BECAUSE SHE'S BLONDE! Don't get me started on the Archie Comics remake. IT SUCKS!

12Her face

She reminds me of Peggy from the Muppets, maybe it's her nose. And her eyes are too big and down-turned (or I don't know if up-turned too), just a weird shape they have. But yes, her overall face is weird. She doesn't possess the gracefulness of other not only Disney princesses, but Disney female characters.

What's wrong with Princess Rapunzel's face? I don't see anything wrong with Princess Rapunzel's face.

13She doesn't wear shoes
14Her iguana, Pascal

Yeah, who needs him! He's even dumber than Beavis!

He's not an iguana, Pascal is a highly intelligent chameleon, who I think is an amazing sidekick.

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15She is the 10th member of Disney princess

What's bad about it? Huh? You owe me some specific answers.

Well, that's not a bad thing. That's just how absent a Disney version of Princess Rapunzel was. Well, it looks as if my list is attentive.

16Her voice

Her voice actress is Mandy Moore and there's nothing wrong with her voice.

Well, imagine Mandy Moore voice acting Princess Peach or Betty (from Archie Comics). That would suck major horse balls.

17She has no adult brother

Anna and Elsa lack an adult brother too.

What gives you the right to blame Anna and Elsa for not having adult brothers on their own? Huh?

Rapunzel: I'm an only child you know.

Rapunzel has no siblings on her own so she's an only child. Is that so wrong?

Merida has identical triplet brothers Hamish, Hubert and Harris who happen to be her little brothers. Do you really like her better than Rapunzel, Anna and Elsa just because Rapunzel, Anna and Elsa don't have any brothers on their own like Merida does? Are you blaming Rapunzel, Anna and Elsa for not having any adult brothers on their own?

Why are you accusing Princess Rapunzel for not having any adult brothers on her own? Huh?

It can't even be that bad if Rapunzel has no adult brother and neither does Anna and Elsa.

18She's blonde

Oh wow. That was the stupidest stereotype ever.

I like Rapunzel's magic hair. How can you hate her magic hair? Don't tell me you hate her magic hair?

Don't you like Rapunzel's magic hair a lot more than ever? How can you not like Rapunzel's magic hair?

19She's for little girls

You're wrong! She's not just for little girls.

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