Top Ten Reasons You Are Not Going to Prom

The Top Ten

1 You don't have a date

Haha! I already know that! *insecurity intensifies*

2 You hate dances

3 Your parents grounded you

4 You lost your tickets

5 Your date dumped you at the last minute

6 You don't want to go

After seeing carrie I decided that not going would be a good choice

7 You are at the hospital because you broke your leg practicing dance moves

8 Your pet turtle died and you planned a funeral that day

9 You came to your senses and realized that you are paying way too much to dance, eat snacks, and drink punch

10 You couldn't afford to go

The Contenders

11 They play stupid songs at prom

They only play stupid top 40 pop music. What ever happened to classic rock?

12 You only care about yourself

13 They won't let your date in

14 You don't care

15 You don't like dancing

16 You don't want to wear nice clothes

17 You got sick

18 You want to watch TV

19 You want to watch a new movie

20 You're antisocial

21 You have to do chores

22 People annoy you

23 You hate everyone at your school

24 You hate having fun

25 You're too shy

8Load More

PSearch List