Top 10 Reasons You Should Not Steal My Doritos

The Top Ten

1 The Doritos Were Special Made by Snoop Dogg

It contains weed and mountain dew

2 The Doritos Were Found at Chernobyl

3 The Doritos Were Expensive

(Eating your Doritos) Now what were you saying?

4 This List Told You Not

My head said so

5 The Doritos Were Rare

If it was rare then it wouldn't be in 3357800532135678632 4579986589092444123569963213677368997577557 stores across the world.

6 The Doritos Were Better Than All of Picasso's Art

7 It Was Reported That Shrek Will Kill You If You Eat My Doritos

I hired chuck Norris for that,

Shrek fans in a nutshell.

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