Greatest Rocko's Modern Life Quotes

The Top Ten
1 I Am The Cheese. I Am The Best Character On This Show. I Am Better Than Both The Baloney And The Salami Combined. (Wacky Delly)
2 Completely Naked, With No Clothes On (Camera Shy)
3 FRAPPING IT (Camera Shy)
4 That Was A Hoot (Jet Scream)
5 Here's The POTATO CHIP BAG! THERE MIGHT BE A CRUMB IN THERE! YEAH! YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE EATIN' THAT? (Put To Pasture)

LOL he completely lost it

6 I'm A Wallaby On Wheels (Wallaby On Wheels)
7 An Unbearable Fetish For Short Wallabies (Love Spanked)
8 They Call Me...Peaches (To Heck And Back)
9 Look Into The Nipples Of The Future (Power Trip)
10 Bad Luck And Misfortune Will Infest Your Pathetic Soul For All Eternity (Fortune Cookie)

Sounds like 0% of fortune cookies these days! The other 100% just give utterly useless advice!

The Contenders
11 Oh Baby, Oh Baby, Oh Baby (Canned)
12 He Doesn't Know The Words (Zanzibar)
13 I've Always Liked...RAINBOWS (Closet Clown)
14 Which Is Funnier, Bananas Or Cheese? (The Good The Bad And The Wallaby)
15 Poke My Eye. Ouch. (Who Gives A Buck)
16 He Ain't Dressed For The Occasion, If You Know What I Mean (Camera Shy)
17 Pummel Him! Smack Him With Your Flashlight! (Popcorn Pandemonium)
18 All The Monkeys Had Lockers (Fish N Chumps)

It's "Monkees", I believe. As in the name of the band.

19 Turn The Page, Wash Your Hands (Canned)
20 Would You Mind Giving Me A Foot Massage? (Leap Frogs)
21 FAR OUT...Like...ZONKY. (Camera Shy)
22 Don't Leave Home Without It! MUHUHAHAHA!!! (Who Gives A Buck)
23 HERMETICALLY SEALED NOURISHMENT (Hut Sut Raw)
24 We Can't Drink That Water; Fish Are Dating In It (Hut Sut Raw)
25 Wow! You're An IDIOT. (Canned)
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