Top Ten Rude and Adult Jokes That Were Sneaked Into Children's MoviesPositronWildhawk
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I'm not joking. They actually did this for that VERY rude joke.
I haven't seen this for YEARS but now that I think about it, the first time Shrek mentions Farquaad, he hesitates. I now know why. - PositronWildhawk
To be honest, I never saw Shrek as a kids movie. I sorta saw it as a movie for older children and adults. But not kids.V2 Comments
I'm laughing so damn hard right now at this!
I believe it was supposed to say SFX for a tribute to the special effects team, but someone screwed up. - IcantbelieveitsnotbutterV4 Comments
You do know what that means, right? - PositronWildhawk
Fat joke? Sex joke? Fat sex joke? I don't get it... - Chaotixhero
It's a sex joke. When couples are on honeymoon, they, well you know. - OriginalVisionaryV2 Comments
Sugar, honey, iced tea. What do you get when you abbreviate it? - PositronWildhawk
Oh, I thought I invented that... I've been living a big lie this whole time... - Thatgirl
Ohh, my God! That makes me laugh EVERY time!V6 Comments
Haha! LOVE THIS! I wonder if any child has asked "What does he mean, mum? "
Love this saucy list! - Britgirl
Someone already said that
How did the movie maker no abbreviate that?
This puts a whole new meaning to fishing...
Seriously, guys, did anyone notice? Parents, perhaps? - PositronWildhawk
It's name is legs, and it scares me.V3 Comments
Wrong, "Snozzberries" is a reference to Super Troopers. Not everything is a gross, sexual joke, people. Jesus. - Usafblue10
@PosWildHawk, possibly snozzberry is slang for the genitalia of a gentleman. - ArpstaAmy333V2 Comments
This is on twice. - DapperPickle
Someone said that
"Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? "
Come to think of it, there are a lot in this movie. - PetSounds
Think about it. It's clearly a euphemism. An unpleasant one, at that. - PositronWildhawk
Took me a while... Now I need to go throw up.
I find this unsettling, it's an air conditioner saying it to a vacuum cleaner... - DapperPickle
Now, let's think about this, what rude word rhymes with "grass"? - PositronWildhawk
They actually show their butts to the camera, saying "wipe your..." then they turn around with sheepish smiles and say "... Face! "V3 Comments
What about the Super Hydraulic International ( I think ) Transportation what does that stand for? Sh! T - ArpstaAmy333
Its not funny its just innapropriate but even I couldn't help laughing a bitV4 Comments
You also have to turn it up VERY loud to hear the vocals. It's not something you can hear naturally, you literally have to pause and turn your audio to its maximum setting. It's "good teenager, take off your clothes". When questioned, apparently they said they were bored and were trying to have fun. Still, mountains out of mole hills. - Usafblue10
Except he wasn't caught muttering that. You were too young to know what he meant! - PositronWildhawk
Actually he said," good kitty now take this and go off." - Nick_brick78
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2. "I Thought the Earth Wasn't Supposed to Move Before the Honeymoon!" in Aladdin and the King of Thieves
3. "Oh Sugar Honey Iced Tea" in Madagascar
2. In The Lion King, when Simba collapses onto a pile of dust upon the top of a cliff, the dust rises into the air and spells out the word "sex"
3. In Aladdin and the King of Thieves, when a stampede of elephants creates an earthquake at Aladdin's wedding, the genie states that "the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon"