Scariest Things About Slender and Jeff the Killer

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1Slenderman is facelessV1 Comment
2Jeff the Killer says "go to sleep"

Seriously? If you don't know, Jeff doesn't have eyelids. That means you can do lots of harm to him with everyday things (shampoo, pepper spray, etc.). If he said "go to sleep" in my face I would just laugh at him because of his stupid fanbase and awful story. In fact, his face is the only scary thing.

How creepy is that? He climbs into your window and stares at you with those cold, dark eyes and unnaturally large smile. The last thing you ever hear is "Go To Sleep" and you're stabbed to death.

How is that scary? If he came into my house at night and said "go to sleep" I would laugh in his face and call him a fan girl that is doing a really bad Jeff the killer cosplay. How do people think he is real and that his story is good? His story was so bad that it almost made me cry and fan girls,he is not real and even if he was he wouldn't kiss you or have sex with you he would kill you and enjoy it.

If Jeff came into my house I would split his face in half - Cyberman

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3Slenderman takes you

Anyone who sees him comes up missing without a trace and are never seen or heard from ever again. That's spooky enough.

4Jeff the Killer has small bug eyes

Aren't bug eyes like big eyes you see on a praying mantis?

5Slenderman has tentacles that kill you
6Jeff the Killer has 2 knives

Ahh one knife? Not scary. TWO KNIFES? I'm scared - Cyberman

7Slenderman gets you in your sleep
8Jeff the Killer has bloody lips
9Slenderman is 7.2 feet tallV1 Comment
10Jeff the Killer has a creepy smile

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11How bad Jeff the Killer's story isV1 Comment
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