Top 10 Signs You May Suck at Mario Kart

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1You get last place at the easiest race in the game
2You get beat by Princess Peach for 1st place

Happened to me at least twice - MeaganSaysHI

3You don't use your weapons right

Don't throw the shells to the bottom! Oh well, you can't use them anymore, wait, wait don't fall of the map to get the shells, you'll lose your current ranking! - MeaganSaysHI

4You thought it was a parking game and you get last place for letting everyone take your ranking

Some Dude: This is a racing game? I thought it was some kind of parallel parking game.
Me: Would parallel parking games have somewhere to park? And do even parallel parking games even exist?
Some Dude: I don't know... - MeaganSaysHI

5You get last place in every race

No offense to people that actually gets last place in every race - MeaganSaysHI

6You get beaten by a baby character

I got beaten by Baby Mario once, I suck at this game. - MeaganSaysHI

7You trip on your own weapons that you planted a round ago
8You keep going off-road

Happens to me every time - MeaganSaysHI

9You've owned a Mario Kart game for a few months and you still can't learn how to drive your character that you've chosen
10You play as Baby Daisy or Peach

Every time I race with them in Mario Kart 8, I really want to jump in the T.V. and strangle them, even Baby Daisy. - MeaganSaysHI

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1. You get last place at the easiest race in the game
2. You don't use your weapons right
3. You get beat by Princess Peach for 1st place
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1. You get last place at the easiest race in the game
2. You get beat by Princess Peach for 1st place
3. You don't use your weapons right
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