Top Ten Signs That You're Insane

I did NOT use this list to insult anyone on the site...
The Top Ten
1 You finish almost every sentence with "Haha!"

"Haha! " is a quote used by crazy people and people on the verge of losing their sanity.

Nelson from the Simpsons must be insane.

I love Heaven In Hiding, haha.

I got terraria 2 days ago haha!

2 You laugh at anything fart related

...F...F...FART! That word! Haha! :D Fart!
May I say that some of the items on this list to be the signs of not one going insane at all, dahling, but one who is completely of sound mind..
FART! Haha! : )

Everyone laughs at anything fart related

I am insane, I make no secret of it. Oh...haha

Hey look,it's Sanjay and Craig's fart jar,haha! (I'm just joking,I hate Sanjay and Craig and everything about it)

3 You can't help but laugh a lot about random words

I am insane because sometimes, me and my friends are having a conversation and I randomly start laughing.

Babies Haha! I can't stop laughing Haha

I laugh at everything, like cat riding a cheesecake hahaaha

I die every time I hear cheesecake.

4 Mentally, you're stuck in 1943

Only the utterly barmy...

I was born in 2003, strange

I'm totally gone.

5 You're on TheTopTens practically every day

Uh, I've been on this site practically every day, checking out just about everything that happens or has happened. But I don't feel insane, YET.

I am already crazy myself... I get interested in the weirdest things, have a fear of bugs ( but I love roller coasters), and... Go on this website?

I've been on this every day, only missed out exactly 3 days on this site. Pretty good for me since I've been here for 8 months now.

Yep totally me, don't know why but its just so good to watch haha

6 You try to watch one of those 10 hour videos on youtube

My cousin did this with nyan cat, and actually succeeded in watching the whole thing, he must be out of his mind!

Yep, I'm trying to watch Sweet Brown autotune for 10 hours on my mum's tablet.

I did all ten hours with tons of markiplier

I would love to try, but my internet sucks

7 You make various lists about jazz crooners
8 You make some of the worst jokes in the world

Yep, so true. I am sitting with my pals, I make a lame joke and laugh uncontrollably, they just stare at me and shake their heads and sneer. I stop laughing and get embarrassed. Happens all the time!

What does an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live in the ground. Except for the eagle!

Yes. Some people's joke are bad enough to be sent away to a special hospital for...

A priest walked into a bar. "Ouch" he said.

9 You make random comments on random items on random lists

I am a religious prophet, and I warn you about the end of the universe! We will be stuck in a forest. Then, we will spot a tree. A bird will come out of the tree, and spit out a computer. Then, out of the computer will come two pink worms! The worms will vomit baseballs, but out of the baseballs shall come pickles! However, Nike shoes will randomly come out of a security camera and crush the pickles! But once they strike the ground, an earthquake will be triggered, and thus a supervolcano will explode, triggering a gigantic megatsunami! There are lots of Amazon packages in the tsunami! Many toilet paper rolls will come out! Then, a giant, golden doorknob with a spaghetti noodle hanging from its hole shall strike and destroy the universe! We will all turn into beds! There will be a burger on the head part, and fencing swords shall hang from the sides of the beds! An on the tips of the swords, there will be military plane models! Then, a book shall crush the beds to nothing! They almost ...more

I bit hard into the pre-fried Japanese bicycle pants before I stole the global cherry tax revenue and reprogrammed theropod chocolates!

This is hilarious, I don't know why, but it is. I have a lame sense of humour. Oh, that's a random comment on a random item, ROFL. Geez, I am insane

I don't know why, but I think there is a elephant that watches my every move and follows me everywhere I go...

10 Half your comments are sarcastic

How is that insane, someone has to silence the morons somehow.

This is the best list in the universe or even more

The Contenders
11 You extensively go on about each song from each musician and each actor from each musical in history

No, I only ever talk about one music artist.

You have to be crazy. Absolutely crazy.

I am cray cray

12 You are still TopTenning at at 3 a.m

Raise your hand if you do this sometimes. *Raises my hand*

I could do this, but I'm more of a 5am to 11pm person myself.

It is 12:11 AM where I am, so not quite, but close.

Hmm, I guess I'm a crazy person now.

13 You're a Justin Bieber fan

People who like him are not insane.
He is just a pop star.
Find a singer in your favourite genre of music that you really hate and then call the fans of s/he insane.

This doesn't make you insane. But this list means nothing, anyway.

I hate myself I deserve to suck please end me now- Justin bieber

Man dude, can we stop use Justin Bieber as a hate bait?

14 You're actually taking this list seriously

Oh wait, we're not meant to take it seriously? Okay.
(What have I done?! )

15 You sit alone but there is a whole other imaginary story happening in your mind!

Yep, happens to me all the time. My history teacher is naming some battles, while in my mind, I am having a serious duel with voldemort

I'd sit alone, and watch your light, my only friend through teenage nights...

I do this all the time

16 You think The Big Bang Theory is the funniest thing since the last thing you thought was funny

The Pirate Solution S3 E4

Raj: My god, you think that every thought that comes out of your head is pure gold. Well, let me tell you something. Some of those thoughts are pure caca.

Sheldon: Caca?

Raj: It means doo-doo.

This is a sign of someone not just GOING insane but someone gone and beyond all help. You know who you are...

Sadly, my best friend sniff is sniff gone.

Big bang theory is the best!

17 You think having Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump as the final two candidates was a great idea

Donald and Hillary were the perfect candidates! Haha!

18 You think science is tres cool

It is. End of. Am pleased to be loopy.

19 You see dragons in the kitchen

My god! There's a Dragon guarding the fridge in a sea of lava with Adolphins jumping out!

Mum, when was the last time you cleaned out the fridge?!

, I saw Toothless in my kitchen! The cutest thing ever!

No I didn't see it, but I could see it flying around me

20 You love smelling your poop and farts.
21 You write extensive brain-fetish fanfiction
22 You make a list about signs of being insane

That doesn't make sense

23 You Think "Baby" and "Stupid Hoe" are the best songs ever

I think Heaven In Hiding is.

Yep. That is insane!

24 You hear voices

Quiet, I'm trying to sleep!

25 You cry every time the doorbell rings

My mom used to babysit my cousins and sometimes my relatives would randomly come over to my house and then the annoying baby talk would start (my relatives usually speak baby talk to them). Whenever my cousins were at my house, I feared the doorbell because I have learned to associate it with my relatives and annoying baby talk,

My friend's gran does this

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