Top Ten Silliest Ideas for Movies

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1The Drying of Paint

Ever heard of the term "like watching paint dry"? Now you can experience it with the three hour long movie of paint drying on a wall! - Wolftail

IMDb called, they said, they rate this a movie a perfect 10/10. Thought provoking movie that lies greater messages of life inside. - StephanTheIdiot

Really, cosmo should star in that movie - Princesssmooth

What is that? A movie about paint drying for 2 hours? - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

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2A Blank Screen

What it's like waiting for the movie to start. - AnonymousChick

Just an hour and a half of a blank screen. - Wolftail

In the words of Andy Parsons, a man once saw the story of a depressed loser having a wank... Then he knew what it was called. A Blank Screen. - PositronWildhawk

The tickets cost two million Bucks NO REFUND

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3The Shoe Shop

A man goes to buy new shoes, and goes on a (not so) thrilling journey through the city! Once he is there, he must battle swarms of annoying little children to get to the shop assistant, and find the perfect shoe! But wait, something terrible has happened. The man has no money! He quests back to his house, finds the money, and gets back at the shop in time for lunch. The happy ending is where the man walks out of the shop with a nice new pair of shoes. - Wolftail

I'd love to see a sequel as this is my favorite movie from 2015. - DislikeMyComment

The most boring idea for a movie ever. Somebody going about their day is weirdand creepy. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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4Revenge of the Toys

Sounds like a ripoff of Toy Story. - ruJILLous

One night a boy is attacked by all his childhood toys. Luckily, he is armed for a zombie apocalypse. Will he make it out of his house alive and destroy all the toys? This movie is rated M. - Wolftail

One day, a girl named Alicia goes outside to get some fresh air. But suddenly, Alicia gets invited to a 4 day sleepover. Alicia eventually goes. While Alicia is at the sleepover, her dolls, stuffed animals and figures comes to life and tries to get Alicia back home.

Rated R for twerking animals and sum nudity. - JaysTop10List

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5Sparkly Blue Unicorns On A Quest To Planet Hufflepuff

Still more interesting that watching paint dry. - Lasvegasxavier

Ten hours of random colour-changing lights, dancing broccoli, loud annoying music, Mr Coconut, and penguins! And no sight of sparkly blue unicorns. - Wolftail

A Sparkly Blue Nazi Unicorn named Hanzereich and his friends Fiederichpanzermouth and Joe go into space and battle all kinds of creatures such as Humans, Jewish Aliens, and yes of course SOVIET ALIEN DRAGONS BREATHING BLOOD IN THE SKY! In order to save Planet Hufflepuff from evil Joseph Stalindragon. Rated R for gore, blood, extreme violence, extreme language, and anti-Semite views. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

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6The Sad Life of a Pencil

He was just like the others. Number two, they called him. "Hey dude, the humans are just using you! You have no sentimental value! ". Why couldn't his parents have been lead pencils? He was nearing the end of his life, and was too short to stick himself in a pencil sharpener. Oh, how he longed to stick it in, and keep it there forever. And, better yet, she swallowed he shavings. - YBTdoctor

The life story of a pencil, from the first time it's being used to the point where it's too small for any use or gets accidentally dropped in a wood chipper. - Wolftail

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7The Journey of an Old Lady

The funny thing about this list: Besides awful movies, every single one of these ideas would make a fabulous Monty Python sketch. - PetSounds

It's not her life story, it's her trip to the bus stop! - Wolftail

8War of Glue

A battle starts in a future time, and people only have glue products to defend themselves! Who will win? - Wolftail

It sounds like a Hunger Games rip-off. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

9Rain

It is raining in the local park! When will it stop? - Wolftail

Critics are calling this movie the best Thriller ever. The movie we've all been waiting for.

RAIN!

When will it ever go away? - SirSkeletorThe3rd

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10A Guy Falls Over

2hrs 30min movie...2hrs 29min showing the guy falling in slo-mo...10sec for saying 'ouch'...50sec showing him rubbing his ass...EPIC MOVIE! - Aaliyah

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11The 10 Hour Film Where You Watch Someone Sleep: Extended Edition

I don't watch movies if things I already see through a window in real life

It would be boring, unless the person has the most ridiculous snores ever! - Minecraftcrazy530

If there's an extended edition, that must mean that there's a first movie. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Extended?! Is that even possible? - birdechosplash

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12A Shoe's Life

The life of a shoe, from creation to being thumped onto a piece of gum at school! - Stormver101

13Time to Eat a Shoe

Tim is bored so he decides to eat a shoe. - JaysTop10List

14Sexy Spoons

This is redundant. Spoons are automatically sexy. But I surely would go see this - M4j0r45

15Caillou: The Movie

This would be a terrible movie, please don't ever make this movie.

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16That Gum's Life Story

The story of a piece of gum, which gets chewed, put underneath a table at a greasy diner, taken off by the waitress, thrown away, and causes a poor bird to die. - Turkeyasylum

17Another Spider-Man Reboot
18A Guy Mowing His Lawn: In 3D

A 2-hour special all about watching a guy mow his lawn. - Comi03

It must be boring, even for the guy who is mowing his lawn. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

I almost laughed my head off when I read this! - birdechosplash

19Globe Spinning

An hour of someone spinning a plastic globe! How many countries can you name? - Wolftail

2040 Minutes of Mayonnaise
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