Top Ten Silly Excuses Not to Make Love
Don't feel in the mood for "it"? Tonight? Hey, it happens, but instead of stressing how to get out of it, use this list as a gentle let down. Just don't blame me if it's YOU who ends up sleeping on the sofaWhat does rigor mortis mean? And what, precisely, is the definition of "make love"?
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In my opinion, this is the most funniest Britgirl list I've ever saw.
Quick! Go into a position before she knocks on the door and looks through the peephole!
Here in Niagara (might be elsewhere also) Tuesday nights are cheap night at the movie theatres. You'd think there'd be more movie dates, then.
Oh--er--*making up something fast* Tuesday is spaghetti day! Haha, haha, yeah, so...better get that water boiling, right? Bye!
Also, to answer your question, RockFashionista, the definition of "make love" is to engage in sexual acts with someone, so in other words, to have sex.
Tuesday is such an unromantic day. I presume.
I'm laughing so hard at this. What a silly Excuse.
Haha this is such a silly excuse! :) I love you, Tina! And I love this list!
Wow,. This is the lamest excuse ever... But it's so funny!