Top Ten Silly Excuses Not to Make Love

Don't feel in the mood for "it"? Tonight? Hey, it happens, but instead of stressing how to get out of it, use this list as a gentle let down. Just don't blame me if it's YOU who ends up sleeping on the sofa
The Top Ten
1 I've, er... got rigor mortis!

What does rigor mortis mean? And what, precisely, is the definition of "make love"?

2 I'm watching the news. Our town features on it tonight!

This just in, an earthquake of the highest magnitude in the city's history will hit London in just 2 minutes! (It's probably not that high at all)

In my opinion, this is the most funniest Britgirl list I've ever saw.

3 I can't get out of this yoga position.

Quick! Go into a position before she knocks on the door and looks through the peephole!

4 It's only Tuesday!

Here in Niagara (might be elsewhere also) Tuesday nights are cheap night at the movie theatres. You'd think there'd be more movie dates, then.

Oh--er--*making up something fast* Tuesday is spaghetti day! Haha, haha, yeah, so...better get that water boiling, right? Bye!

Also, to answer your question, RockFashionista, the definition of "make love" is to engage in sexual acts with someone, so in other words, to have sex.

Tuesday is such an unromantic day. I presume.

5 I'm thinking about your mother

I'm laughing so hard at this. What a silly Excuse.

6 I have an important meeting in three days

Haha this is such a silly excuse! :) I love you, Tina! And I love this list!

7 Got to take the dog for a walk? We don't have a dog? Oh...
8 I'm ...er....I'm er...I'm thinking!

Wow,. This is the lamest excuse ever... But it's so funny!

9 My hands are all chapped...
10 I'm not old enough!

The Newcomers

? I'm thinking about all the crusty white men in Congress
? I'm using you to cover up for the fact that I'm gay
The Contenders
11 I've lost my...my...er... My memory! Who are you....?
12 I'm too bored
13 That girl is boring
14 I have to get up early
15 I'm coming down with a cold
16 I'd prefer it if we held hands.
17 I have to look out the window
18 I have to dry the sink
19 A snake bit off my penis
20 I'm dead
21 We are in a school zone
22 Semen comes out at 28 miles per hour which is above the speed limit in your neighborhood
23 The metal rod has become a noodle
24 Your dad is in the next room
25 Your creepy uncle is here today
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