Singers That Should Never Make a Christmas Song

simpsondude
These singers would ruin the best time of the year for us.

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1Nicki MinajNicki Minaj is an American rapper / pop music artist. Nicki is most known for songs like "Anaconda", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe". Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj. She was born on December 8, 1982 in Saint James Trinidad and Tobago. ...read more.

It would go like this:
Yo my ass be damn sitting
Gathered around my family
Gonna argue over Turkey
And then over the night get horny!
Frightening. - Puga

It would be

Twerking with Santa having so much fun getting high with his rain deer's
The ELF's are having drugs my family grabs my butt
Ooh horny Christmas - ToptenPizza

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2Justin BieberJustin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claimed that he was Part-Indian) and he's Christian. He's the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. ...read more.

Even though he already made one - simpsondude

Actually his Christmas album isn't bad - happyhappyjoyjoy

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3Miley Cyrus

Twerking twerking beating up minie mouse Christmas party getting drunk - ToptenPizza

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4Lady GaGaStefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, known professionally as Lady Gaga, is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. She is the first female artist to ever since Cher to get nominated by the Grammys and Emmys . In 2013, during her era on Artpop, she was chosen to perform in a concert from iTunes . ...read more.V1 Comment
5Lil WayneDwayne Michael Carter, Jr., also known professionally as Lil Wayne, is an American rapper. He was signed to Cash Money Records by Birdman at a young age . He has been critically acclaimed and even more panned throughout his career . He's often criticized for constantly talking about money, girls, and ...read more.

I cannot imagine what this monstrosity will do to ruin Christmas - simpsondude

6Taylor SwiftTaylor Alison Swift (Taylor Swift) is an American singer-songwriter. She was born on December 13, 1989 in Reading, Pennsylvania. She became interested in country music when she was around 9 years old and after watching a documentary about Faith Hill, Swift felt that she should go to Nashville to begin ...read more.

It would go like:

I had 9 boyfriends this week, they are jerks they broke up with me, I hate Christmas it is filled with heartaches under the mistletoe, oh, I can't make boys stay, - ToptenPizza

Taylor Swift - Christmas Lyrics

Hey, just got a boyfriend, broke up on Christmas day, can't shake it off, My Christmas is so depressing. - JaysTop10List

Lets just hope that she doesn't get a new boyfriend this year - simpsondude

7Chris BrownChristopher Maurice "Chris" Brown (born May 5, 1989) is an American singer, songwriter, dancer and actor. Born in Tappahannock, Virginia, he was involved in his church choir and several local talent shows from a young age. He is most well known for his physical assault towards the singer Rihanna in ...read more.V1 Comment
8Britney SpearsBritney Jean Spears is an American singer and actress. Born in McComb, Mississippi, and raised in Kentwood, Louisiana. She performed acting roles in stage productions and television shows like "The Mickey Mouse Club" as a child before signing with Jive Records in 1997 and going on to become a pop superstar ...read more.V1 Comment
9Rebecca BlackRebecca Black is "well known" for her "hit" single, "Friday", which has the second most dislikes on YouTube .

She still songs you could check it out on YouTube and she's not a terrible singer. She just made a terrible song and people can't get over that - happyhappyjoyjoy

I don't think she still sings though - simpsondude

10RihannaRobyn Rihanna Fenty is a Barbadian pop singer . Born in Saint Michael and raised in Bridgetown, she first entered the music industry by recording demo tapes under the direction of record producer Evan Rogers in 2003. She ultimately signed a recording contract with Def Jam Recordings after auditioning ...read more.

She used to be good but now shes a pice of trash - simpsondude

The Contenders

11Melanie MartinezMelanie Adele Martinez is an American singer and songwriter. Melanie Martinez auditioned for the American television vocal talent show The Voice and became a member of Team Adam.
12EminemEminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 172 million albums making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce ...read more.

Eminem - Christmas Song Lyrics

Yo, Slim Shady be buying these candles and burning down the tree. Just got home drunk as a tree and fell to the floor.

I could imagine... - JaysTop10List

He is good but he shouldn't make a Christmas song. - RalphBob

I don't think he's the type for Christmas songs - ToptenPizza

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13Meghan Trainor
14Cannibal CorpseCannibal Corpse is a American death metal band from Buffalo, New York, formed in 1988 . The band is known for their graphic album covers, explicitly violent lyrics and song titles like "I C** Blood" The group got into mainstream after performing the song "Hammer Smashed Face" in the 1994 film Ace Ventura: ...read more.

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15AdeleAdele Laurie Blue Adkins is an English singer and songwriter. Graduating from the BRIT School for Performing Arts and Technology in 2006, Adele was given a recording contract by XL Recordings after a friend posted her demo on Myspace the same year. She is best known with her international hit singles ...read more.
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