Top Ten Songs by the Wiggles With Potential Hardcore Meanings

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Everyone knows the wiggles are the most metal band on earth, but what songs are the most brutal?

The Top Ten

1 Big Red Car Big Red Car

The big red car actually is a song about friends running people down in the streets (the blood on the car is what makes it big and red). When they say "Jeff is in the back seat" they mean his mangled remains have been catapulted into the back by the force of the car impact. - Jackamalio

2 Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy) Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy)

The song is actually based heavily in homophobic genoicide. The "fruits" are actually gays that they are cutting up to use in their cultist rituals. Chilling. - Jackamalio

3 Wags the Dog, He Likes to Tango Wags the Dog, He Likes to Tango

He does like to tango... ON YOUR GRAVE - Jackamalio

4 The Monkey Dance The Monkey Dance

In this song about the ferguson shooting, The Wiggles use racial stereotypes to denounce African Americans. - Jackamalio

5 Hot Potato Hot Potato

A very hardcore wiggles song about tossing orphans from foster parent to foster parent, ruining their lives. The hot potato is the damaged child, being bounced from home to home. - Jackamalio

6 I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur

Winning the Oscar for best original song in 2069., this song is about Dorothy the Dinosaur's fall into her crippling fruit salad addiction. - Jackamalio

7 Wiggle and Learn Wiggle and Learn

The wiggles celebrate cultist indoctrination with this satanicly inspired tune. - Jackamalio

8 Shake Your Sillies Out! Shake Your Sillies Out!

In this song, recorded live in an execution chamber, the wiggle sing about the glories of the electric chair. - Jackamalio

9 Miss Polly Had a Dolly Miss Polly Had a Dolly
10 Ooh It's Captain Feathersword Ooh It's Captain Feathersword

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