Top Ten Songs With the Funniest Misheard Lyrics

Who you gonna call? Those bastards!

Anal sex!
Actual lyric:
Innocence!

"It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not"
Actual lyrics: "It doesn't make a difference if we'll make it or not"
Apparently instead of "Livin' on a Prayer", people think Jon Bon Jovi actually said, "Squidward on a Chair"

It doesn't even matter if we're naked or not

There's a Bathroom on the right

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck, (added part I saw) I have a phobia that somethings quacking here.

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck...

"You can leave your HEAD ON" (just play the sample)

This song is full of misheard lyrics, especially in the chorus.

I'm a lion! I'm a vinyl! I'm a skittle! I'm a beetle! YAY!

Here we are now, in containers

I'll never leave your pizza burning.

I left my brains down in Africa

I guess it rains down in Africa

Wrapped up like a douche another rubber in the night

Actually, very nice city wouldn't be that bad of a lyric change.

Take me down to a very nice city

Dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie.
Actual Lyric: Dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite.

Kicking your cat all over the place

Here's a misheard one:
Misheard: Justin Beaver.
Correct: Justin Bieber

"All... I need. Is a booty and a beat" Booty misheard lyrics.

See that girl watch her scream kicking the dancing queen

All my friends are eating steak and snow

"Call all the Starbucks Lovers" or "All the lovely Starbucks lovers"