Top Ten Strangest and Most Random Genuine Song Titles

I have to say, most of these bands I've never heard of, and most that I have heard of are not to my taste, and judging by what I've seen, I probably regret Googling this. But hey, a list is a list.

The Top TenXW

1A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang

I never thought strange song titles could be so sexy.

Aren't the Bloodhound Gang novelty? - RalphBob

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2What Is the Light? (An Untested Hypothesis Suggesting That the Chemical [In Our Brains] by Which We Are Able to Experience the Sensation of Being in Love Is the Same Chemical That Caused the "Big Bang" That Was the Birth of the Accelerating Universe)

By the Flaming Lips. Couldn't fit the title AND the artist in one box. - PositronWildhawk

Only the Flaming Lips could come up with something like this. - PetSounds

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3Shhh!!! If You're Quiet, I'll Show You a Dinosaur - The Fall of TroyV2 Comments
4Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed - The Locust

I've actually only just listened to the sample. It is only noise. - PositronWildhawk

Look at the album title, it looks disturbing! - funnyuser

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5Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me - Alice Cooper

What the hell are sleep clowns? And what kind of person want a clown to eat them?!?!?!?

Is he worried that pennywise will get him in his sleep?

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6I Am the Walrus - The Beatles

A strange and unusual song, but I cannot help but love it. - Alpha101

I am the Walrus King cause the Walrus life chosen me - CerealGuy

Who are you kidding! This is a great song name!

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7Your Mother and I Are Getting a Divorce, I Believe She's a Spiderbot 3000 In Disguise - Doom

I don't get why The Devil Wears Prada (medal band not the movie -_-) doesn't have any songs on here."Html rules D00d" - ChickaChickaSlimShady

Whatever you say, you crazy, crazy person. - PositronWildhawk

8Raining Tacos - Parry Gripp & Boonebum

What's next, is it gonna be raining Quesadillas?

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9Making Love to a Vampire With a Monkey On My Knee - Captain Beefheart

A difficult ordeal, that's for sure. Never tried it myself, and likely never will. - PositronWildhawk

10Heaven In Our Headlights - Hedley

The Newcomers

?Ass Itch - Korn
?1983... (A Merman I Should Turn to Be) - The Jimi Hendrix Experience

The Contenders

11Disloyal Order of Water Buffalos - Fall Out Boy
12A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More Touch Me - Fall Out Boy

More like a little less confusing titles, a little more sense

13Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom - Dan Bull
14American Pie - Don McLean

Why is this here? its not random,it has a secret cryptic meaning - RecklessGreed

15They Provide the Paint for the Picture Perfect Masterpiece that You'll Paint on the Insides of Your Eyelids - Bandits of the Acoustic RevolutionV1 Comment
16Get Balsamic Vinegar... Quick You Fool! - Snow Patrol
17De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da - The Police

Was that person drunk when he made it?! - funnyuser

Sting wanted to say that politicians, entertainers and other peoples use this type of nonsense to manipulate us. - Undistinguished

18Satan Gave Me a Taco - Beck

Be careful. Hope that taco's not possessed!

19Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger is a very common quote, nothing special or strange here... - Flav

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20Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gather Together In a Cave and Groovy With a Pict - Pink Floyd
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Top Remixes (5)

1. Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin) - Sly & the Family Stone
2. It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry - Bob Dylan
3. Do You Like Worms - The Beach Boys
1. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett
2. Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed - The Locust
3. Agh! Won Gogh in Mah Mouph! Blech! Ptooey! - Hiroki Morishita
1. I Am the Walrus - The Beatles
2. Heaven In Our Headlights - Hedley
3. Raining Tacos - Parry Gripp & Boonebum

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