Top Ten Strangest Ways to End a Relationship

If you gotta do it, you gotta do it, but this would just be bizarre.

The Top Ten

1 Take him/her to a gig and pay the performer(s) to play the same break-up song on a continuous loop

@Britgirl : " But your a guy, and your a manly guy. You don't do that. " 15 minutes later " Where did he go? Wait... ( crying )

"You stay and listen, to the lovely song honey. I'm off to, er,... Powder my nose. Bye..."

2 Tie him/her to their bed while they sleep and leave the bed in a dump with a note

3 Leave a note by his/her toilet saying that you would like to issue a dump

4 Publish a notification in a work/school bulletin

5 Flirt with the dog in greater depth than you do with your S.O., and when caught, say "We're going out for a magical night like no other tonight."

6 Propose in reverse

All's bad, ends bad.

7 Persuade a politician to say it aloud in a speech before taking him/her to said speech

8 Comment on the sexiness of everyone else you know and compare

9 Invite his/her worst ex for dinner and announce that your partner's now free

Thing is, this would make you the new worst ex.

10 Chloroform him/her and leave him/her locked in an aeroplane toilet before the plane leaves, with a note

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