Top Ten Stupidest Ideas for a How to TheTopTens Blog That Involves Users

A New list. I'm not making fun... I'm just complementing you... in a strange way
The Top Ten
1 How to Stalk Postrionwildhawk

Oh, a party for him? How thoughtful!... where'd you get that rope?

2 How to Make Turkyealysum Dance
3 How to Make Puga My Pug

Back off, I have a tail and I'm not afraid to use it!

I like Puga's comment. Back off! LOL

4 How to Make Cosmo a Planet

Making me a planet? Lol! Maybe since my username sounds spacey.

5 How to Make Blood With Foreversmiling_13

This is simply murderous

6 How To Find Therandom's real name

I want to know his age, for all I know, I could be chatting to some 50 year old woman.

7 How To Kiss Britgirl
8 How to Lick Garythesnail

I'm a little concerned about this...

What pervert thought this up?

What creep wrote this? What?

Is it me or did Sugou Nobuyuki from Sword Art Online make that blog?

9 How to be Faster Than FasterThanSonic

Be faster than the speed of light. Period.

10 How to Stare at PatrickStar
The Contenders
11 PositronWildhawk goes to McDonalds

Wow. Who added this?

12 How to Make Pony Into a Pony
13 How to turn VelitelCabal into a cyborg

CABAL means Computer Assisted Biologically Augmented Lifeform.

14 How to Tie BlueDiamondFromNowhere
15 EpicJake the Explorer

Please don't EVER do this.

16 How to Eat TheEvilNuggetCookie
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