Top Ten Super Mario Bros Theories

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The Top Ten

1 Mario Does Drugs

Well, look it up if you don't think so! - QuarterGuysApprentice

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2 Mario Kills Toads

Technically its true, as says the guide... - DapperPickle

It was only in the first game. And Mario probably didn't know? - nintendofan126

3 Peach Gets Kidnapped On Purpose

I don't understand. Are you saying Bowser captures her on purpose (which he does) or are you saying Mario lets peach get kidnapped?

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4 Toad Kills People

Sorry, I was just looking for something to fill the space! - QuarterGuysApprentice

5 Bowser Can Raise The Dead
6 Mario Movie Actors Performed Drunk V 1 Comment
7 Bowser And Peach Are Married
8 Bloody Mario
9 Super Mario 128
10 Mario is a Communist

I did NOT put this here. Whoever did, reveal yourself! - QuarterGuysApprentice

The Contenders

11 Mario Eats Toads

Not only does Mario kill the toads inside the blocks (as said in number two) HE EATS THEM! The mushroom power ups are actually smushed toads. That's why the power ups have eyes. And if they make Mario bigger, Mario had to put them in his mouth. I rest my case.

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