The Top Ten Most Quotable Seinfeld Quotes

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No Soup for You! - The Soup Nazi
Even if you don't watch Seinfeld, you have still heard of this quote.
The soup nazi rules alllll! Best quote from the show.


Very versatile line from a brilliant episode. You can use it in multiple situations.


[Newest]Why? Is the bally soup over, chap? I'm mystified...


2Serenity Now! - Frank Costanza
Hard to believe that this quote, when said viciously, is a really a good way to relieve stress. But it does. And I use it more than I should. My post content quality indicator keeps going green and then grey. SERENITY NOW.

That's better...
Frank was such a great character as were all the parents. Too bad Elaine's dad never made more appearances. "Master of the house, doling out the charm... " Ha
Works great in public when angry.


3Maybe the dingo's ate your baby! - Elaine
This one came out of the blue on that episode. The tone of Elaine's voice matched the emotion perfectly. Excellent quote representative of the best of Seinfeld.
Dingos DO EAT "baybees"!


Loved it... Plus Daphne has an almost Identical call on Frasier!
[Newest]The dingo's ate yo baby

4Yada, Yada, Yada
I love every Seinfeld line but Yada Yada Yada... This one is the best!

5These pretzels are making me thirsty. - Kramer
No matter who says this or when it is said I always use this. I still laugh every single time this line is played over Seinfeld re-runs it is just too funny. I use this line also kind of like Frank Costanza's stress relieve line of "serenity now". I just use "These pretzels are making me thirsty" when I get stressed out and it just melts away and gives me something to laugh at.
but I thought it was funnier when george said it.


These pretzels are making' me THIRSTY!
[Newest]The best part is when George shouts it out the window.

6Not that there's anything wrong with that! - Jerry
It's clever, it's funny, it was bald and it will be around for a long time.
With this line they have accomplished make everyone comfortable so they can really focus in enjoying a good joke. Something they didn’t really achieve with racial jokes (not racist, just about race). Anyway, this line (and episode) is my favorite.
oh my god the funniest thing ever


Over the top political correctness. Love it.
[Newest]Love love that episode.

7The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli... - George
I just imagined the old man... Funny!
Cartoon version of this scene on YouTube is great.
And, these pretzels are really making me thirsty now.
Just sums up George

8I don't wanna be a pirate! - Jerry

9There was shrinkage! - George
This is where I learnt that men experience this!
lmao! this was so damn funny!


10Hoochie Mama! - Frank Costanza
I say this ALL THE TIME! But what about "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it! " by Kramer. Or from same episode, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside." Both referring to the fact that he is not wearing any underwear at all. Classic!
from the Serenity Now episode


The Contenders

11You gotta see the baby! - Carol

12Hello...Newman - Jerry
Yeah, there's one kid in my class, Eric, who I just started calling Newman. He didn't know what that was, until he saw an episode with this in it. Now it's:
"Hello, Newman. "
"Hello, Jerry. "
This is a revolution in my school. You can go to anyone, and then... Just go,
"Hello, Newman. " So funny.
Hows this not #1

13Look away, I'm hideous. - Kramer
Okay, this should be number 2 or so. I LOVE Kramer. He's awesome. So funny. This, or...
"No soup for you"
"But I don't wanna be a cowboy"
Are my faves. But my favorite of all time, one I use every day,...
"Hello, Newman. "
Or just "Newman! "

14It's not a lie if you believe it - George
Not just a quote - a complete philosophy.

15DIE DIE! - Elaine shouting to movie screen showing The English Patient
I disliked this movie so this episode really cracked me up.

16Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's's delicious! - Kramer

17I'm Back Baby! - George

18They're real and they're spectacular - Jerry's girlfriend (played by Teri Hatcher)

19I'm out there Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it! - Kramer
His face in this scene his hilarious
I would put this line up higher than #19. One of the best!

20Giddyup! - Kramer

21You wanna piece of me?! - Frank Costanza

22Can you spare a square? - Elaine

23Look to the cookie! - Jerry
Seinfeld covers the topic of racism by using a cookie. Whats not to love about that?

24She had man hands. - Jerry

25He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can't look away! - Art lover, looking at picture of Kramer
I use this in life, very funny

26Sweet Fancy Moses - George
After seeing the Elaine dance, I would probably have to say the same thing

Sweet Fancy Moses

27Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? - George

28Pig man! It's a pig man! Pig man! - Kramer
'not exact quote but still hilarious'

29It's MOOPS! - George

30Ugh, I hate people. Yeah, they're the worst. - Elaine and Jerry
Conversation between Elaine and Jerry.


31It shrinks? I don't know how you guys go around with those things. - Elaine
"You mean like laundry? "
"It shrinks? Why does it shrink? "

Best line ever
This is the best Seinfeld line... EVER!

32I'm out. - Kramer
After lasting about one screen minute during the "Domain" episode. Like any line it was all in the timing and the body work (so to speak).

33She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being ... except for the walking. -Kramer

34But the question is, are you still master of your domain? - Jerry

35And you want to be my latex salesman - Jerry

36Stella!!! - Elaine

37Now it's time for the Airing of the Grievances - Frank
I love Frank Costanza.

38So long, suckers! - Jerry

39I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!!! - George

40I'm a day person - Elaine
Hilarious scene! I love Elaine!

41Sponge Worthy - Elaine

42Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you - George

43Its Festivus! - George

44Newman... - Jerry

45Am I crazy? Or am I just so sane I blew your mind? - Kramer

46A George divided against itself, cannot stand! - George
... 'I love that george' - Jerry

47Yankee beans, Yankee beans, I like my Yankee beans. - Elaine

48Is anyone here a marine biologist? - Diane

49Hole in one - Kramer

50You mean, the panties your mother laid out for you? - Jerry

51My boys can swim! - George

52Not that there's anything wrong with that.

53What is that, a Titleist? - Kramer
When George was the marine biologist and found Kramer's golf drive imbedded in the whale
The way Kramer asked that question was priceless.. His expression.

54When you control the mail... you control.... information! - Newman

55You stole my Jesus fish! - David Puddy

56You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect. - George

57Hey dude, you better step off - Tony

58Jambalaya - Newman

59Yeah that's right... - Puddy

60She just took credit for my salad. - George
One of George's best quotes

61Jerry! - George

62Yo Yo Ma - Kramer
Top 10 at least! So random, only Kramer can get away with this!

63Oh yeah, routine surgery.. now he's sittin' around in a chair by a window going, "My name is Bob" - Kramer

64You double dipped the chip! - Timmy

65Well, she's into it. - Jerry

66Ideally. - Parking Lot Guy

67Get It Back
After George gets hit in the eye with like pulp

68It's the summer of George. - George

69Hello. La La La. - Jerry

70Dolores - Jerry

71He put, hh hh, it out - Elaine
It was actually, "He took, "it", out"

72Bouchard's, on 53rd - Elaine
I liked the coughing bit from George afterward. I've seen the bloopers from it and it was hilarious!

73For I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots - George

74Top of the muffin to ya. - Mr. Lippman

75High five... - Puddy
This quote has been repeated billions of times since the show first aired!

76That is one magic loogie. - Jerry

77You see, we are collectors. When we see objects of great beauty, we must have them. - George

78Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy? - Kramer

79You can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister! - George

80The cat *RREEEAAHHH* is out of the bag! - Kramer

81Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife! - George

82He lives in a bubble! - Jerry

83Yeah, I'm huge - Kenny Bania

84Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels? - Frank Costanza

85Well it sucks!... I'm back baby!
Frank before he starts cooking agin

86Vegetable Lasagna - Elaine

87You got a question, you ask the 8 Ball - Puddy
You gotta love David Puddy.

88She's a low talker - Jerry

89You're a cashier! - Jerry

90Oh, dammit, you know I just remembered I gotta go. I left something on, the gas, the lights, the water in the tub. Something is on somewhere so I'm just gonna get the uh - Elaine
Best episode ever. The Opera

91I wanna be close to home base in case I... poo-poo

After his hair was smoking.

93That's my own move. I used it on Estelle 40 years ago. I told everybody about it. Everybody knows I stop short. - Frank

94Well maybe we should just call you... T-Bone! - Mr. Kruger

95Lopper!... - Jerry

96Shmoopee - Jerry and his girlfriend

97Is somebody there... M... Mr. Marbles... - Jerry

98Big Stein wants an egg plant calzone! - Steinbrenner

99He's a high talker - Jerry

100Bit of a close talker - Jerry

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