The Top Ten Most Quotable Seinfeld Quotes

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The Top Ten

No Soup for You! - The Soup Nazi
Even if you don't watch Seinfeld, you have still heard of this quote.
The soup nazi rules alllll! Best quote from the show.


Very versatile line from a brilliant episode. You can use it in multiple situations.


[Newest]Why? Is the bally soup over, chap? I'm mystified...


2Serenity Now! - Frank Costanza
Hard to believe that this quote, when said viciously, is a really a good way to relieve stress. But it does. And I use it more than I should. My post content quality indicator keeps going green and then grey. SERENITY NOW.

That's better...
Frank was such a great character as were all the parents. Too bad Elaine's dad never made more appearances. "Master of the house, doling out the charm... " Ha
Works great in public when angry.


3Maybe the dingo's ate your baby! - Elaine
This one came out of the blue on that episode. The tone of Elaine's voice matched the emotion perfectly. Excellent quote representative of the best of Seinfeld.
Dingos DO EAT "baybees"!


Loved it... Plus Daphne has an almost Identical call on Frasier!
[Newest]The dingo's ate yo baby

4Yada, Yada, Yada
I love every Seinfeld line but Yada Yada Yada... This one is the best!

5These pretzels are making me thirsty. - Kramer
No matter who says this or when it is said I always use this. I still laugh every single time this line is played over Seinfeld re-runs it is just too funny. I use this line also kind of like Frank Costanza's stress relieve line of "serenity now". I just use "These pretzels are making me thirsty" when I get stressed out and it just melts away and gives me something to laugh at.
but I thought it was funnier when george said it.


These pretzels are making' me THIRSTY!
[Newest]The best part is when George shouts it out the window.

6Not that there's anything wrong with that! - Jerry
It's clever, it's funny, it was bald and it will be around for a long time.
With this line they have accomplished make everyone comfortable so they can really focus in enjoying a good joke. Something they didn’t really achieve with racial jokes (not racist, just about race). Anyway, this line (and episode) is my favorite.
oh my god the funniest thing ever


Over the top political correctness. Love it.
[Newest]Love love that episode.

7The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli... - George
I just imagined the old man... Funny!
Cartoon version of this scene on YouTube is great.
And, these pretzels are really making me thirsty now.
Just sums up George

8I don't wanna be a pirate! - Jerry

9There was shrinkage! - George
This is where I learnt that men experience this!
lmao! this was so damn funny!


10Hoochie Mama! - Frank Costanza
I say this ALL THE TIME! But what about "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it! " by Kramer. Or from same episode, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside." Both referring to the fact that he is not wearing any underwear at all. Classic!
from the Serenity Now episode


The Contenders

11You gotta see the baby! - Carol

12Hello...Newman - Jerry
Yeah, there's one kid in my class, Eric, who I just started calling Newman. He didn't know what that was, until he saw an episode with this in it. Now it's:
"Hello, Newman. "
"Hello, Jerry. "
This is a revolution in my school. You can go to anyone, and then... Just go,
"Hello, Newman. " So funny.
Hows this not #1

13Look away, I'm hideous. - Kramer
Okay, this should be number 2 or so. I LOVE Kramer. He's awesome. So funny. This, or...
"No soup for you"
"But I don't wanna be a cowboy"
Are my faves. But my favorite of all time, one I use every day,...
"Hello, Newman. "
Or just "Newman! "

14It's not a lie if you believe it - George
Not just a quote - a complete philosophy.

15DIE DIE! - Elaine shouting to movie screen showing The English Patient
I disliked this movie so this episode really cracked me up.

16Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's's delicious! - Kramer

17I'm Back Baby! - George

18They're real and they're spectacular - Jerry's girlfriend (played by Teri Hatcher)

19I'm out there Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it! - Kramer
His face in this scene his hilarious
I would put this line up higher than #19. One of the best!

20Giddyup! - Kramer

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