The Top Ten Most Quotable Seinfeld Quotes

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The Top Ten

No Soup for You! - The Soup Nazi
Not only the best Seinfeld qoute, from the best Seinfeld episode, but one of the ten best episodes of any show ever!. I also liked Giddy Up, The jerk store called, and Elaine's best Qoute was not The Dingo ate your baby but her trademark Get Out, followed by her chest push.
Even if you don't watch Seinfeld, you have still heard of this quote.
The soup nazi rules alllll! Best quote from the show.


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2Maybe the dingo's ate your baby! - Elaine
This one came out of the blue on that episode. The tone of Elaine's voice matched the emotion perfectly. Excellent quote representative of the best of Seinfeld.
c'mon the best quote ever omg c'mon


Dingos DO EAT "baybees"!


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3Serenity Now! - Frank Costanza
Hard to believe that this quote, when said viciously, is a really a good way to relieve stress. But it does. And I use it more than I should. My post content quality indicator keeps going green and then grey. SERENITY NOW.

That's better...
Frank was such a great character as were all the parents. Too bad Elaine's dad never made more appearances. "Master of the house, doling out the charm... " Ha
Yeah. Serenity Now. Insanity later.
I loved when Kramer flipped out in the apartment...
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4Yada, Yada, Yada

5These pretzels are making me thirsty. - Kramer
No matter who says this or when it is said I always use this. I still laugh every single time this line is played over Seinfeld re-runs it is just too funny. I use this line also kind of like Frank Costanza's stress relieve line of "serenity now". I just use "These pretzels are making me thirsty" when I get stressed out and it just melts away and gives me something to laugh at.
but I thought it was funnier when george said it.


Every time I see anything by Woody Allen, I think of this line.
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6Not that there's anything wrong with that! - Jerry
It's clever, it's funny, it was bald and it will be around for a long time.
With this line they have accomplished make everyone comfortable so they can really focus in enjoying a good joke. Something they didn’t really achieve with racial jokes (not racist, just about race). Anyway, this line (and episode) is my favorite.
oh my god the funniest thing ever


Over the top political correctness. Love it.

7The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli... - George
Cartoon version of this scene on YouTube is great.
And, these pretzels are really making me thirsty now.
I just imagined the old man... Funny!
Just sums up George

8I don't wanna be a pirate! - Jerry
Makes me laught every time

9Hoochie Mama! - Frank Costanza

from the Serenity Now episode


10There was shrinkage! - George

This is where I learnt that men experience this!

lmao! this was so damn funny!


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11You gotta see the baby! - Carol

12Hello...Newman - Jerry

Yeah, there's one kid in my class, Eric, who I just started calling Newman. He didn't know what that was, until he saw an episode with this in it. Now it's:
"Hello, Newman. "
"Hello, Jerry. "

This is a revolution in my school. You can go to anyone, and then... Just go,
"Hello, Newman. " So funny.

13Look away, I'm hideous. - Kramer

Okay, this should be number 2 or so. I LOVE Kramer. He's awesome. So funny. This, or...
"No soup for you"
"But I don't wanna be a cowboy"
Are my faves. But my favorite of all time, one I use every day,...
"Hello, Newman. "
Or just "Newman! "

14DIE DIE! - Elaine shouting to movie screen showing The English Patient

15Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's's delicious! - Kramer

16I'm Back Baby! - George

17It's not a lie if you believe it - George

18Giddyup! - Kramer

19I'm out there Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it! - Kramer

20They're real and they're spectacular - Jerry's girlfriend (played by Teri Hatcher)

21You wanna piece of me?! - Frank Costanza

22Can you spare a square? - Elaine

23Look to the cookie! - Jerry
Seinfeld covers the topic of racism by using a cookie. Whats not to love about that?

24She had man hands. - Jerry

25He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can't look away! - Art lover, looking at picture of Kramer

26Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? - George

27Pig man! It's a pig man! Pig man! - Kramer

'not exact quote but still hilarious'

28It's MOOPS! - George

29Sweet Fancy Moses - George

After seeing the Elaine dance, I would probably have to say the same thing

Sweet Fancy Moses

30Ugh, I hate people. Yeah, they're the worst. - Elaine and Jerry

Conversation between Elaine and Jerry.


31It shrinks? I don't know how you guys go around with those things. - Elaine
"You mean like laundry? "
"It shrinks? Why does it shrink? "

Best line ever
This is the best Seinfeld line... EVER!

32I'm out. - Kramer

After lasting about one screen minute during the "Domain" episode. Like any line it was all in the timing and the body work (so to speak).

33She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being ... except for the walking. -Kramer

34But the question is, are you still master of your domain? - Jerry

35And you want to be my latex salesman - Jerry

36Stella!!! - Elaine

37Now it's time for the Airing of the Grievances - Frank
I love Frank Costanza.

38I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!!! - George

39Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you - George

40So long, suckers! - Jerry

41Its Festivus! - George

42Newman... - Jerry

43Am I crazy? Or am I just so sane I blew your mind? - Kramer

44Sponge Worthy - Elaine

45Hole in one - Kramer

46You mean, the panties your mother laid out for you? - Jerry

47I'm a day person - Elaine
Hilarious scene! I love Elaine!

48A George divided against itself, cannot stand! - George
... 'I love that george' - Jerry

49My boys can swim! - George

50Yankee beans, Yankee beans, I like my Yankee beans. - Elaine

51Not that there's anything wrong with that.

52What is that, a Titleist? - Kramer
The way Kramer asked that question was priceless.. His expression.
When George was the marine biologist and found Kramer's golf drive imbedded in the whale

53Is anyone here a marine biologist? - Diane

54Jambalaya - Newman

55She just took credit for my salad. - George

56Jerry! - George

57Yo Yo Ma - Kramer
Top 10 at least! So random, only Kramer can get away with this!

58When you control the mail... you control.... information! - Newman

59You double dipped the chip! - Timmy

60You stole my Jesus fish! - David Puddy

61Get It Back
After George gets hit in the eye with like pulp

62It's the summer of George. - George

63Hello. La La La. - Jerry

64Dolores - Jerry

65He put, hh hh, it out - Elaine

66For I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots - George

67That is one magic loogie. - Jerry

68You see, we are collectors. When we see objects of great beauty, we must have them. - George

69Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy? - Kramer

70Oh yeah, routine surgery.. now he's sittin' around in a chair by a window going, "My name is Bob" - Kramer

71You can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister! - George

72The cat *RREEEAAHHH* is out of the bag! - Kramer

73Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife! - George

74He lives in a bubble! - Jerry

75Yeah, I'm huge - Kenny Bania

76Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels? - Frank Costanza

77Well it sucks!... I'm back baby!
Frank before he starts cooking agin

78Vegetable Lasagna - Elaine

79You got a question, you ask the 8 Ball - Puddy
You gotta love David Puddy.

80She's a low talker - Jerry

81Well, she's into it. - Jerry

82You're a cashier! - Jerry

83Ideally. - Parking Lot Guy

84Oh, dammit, you know I just remembered I gotta go. I left something on, the gas, the lights, the water in the tub. Something is on somewhere so I'm just gonna get the uh - Elaine
Best episode ever. The Opera

85You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect. - George

86Hey dude, you better step off - Tony

87I wanna be close to home base in case I... poo-poo

After his hair was smoking.

89Bouchard's, on 53rd - Elaine
I liked the coughing bit from George afterward. I've seen the bloopers from it and it was hilarious!

90That's my own move. I used it on Estelle 40 years ago. I told everybody about it. Everybody knows I stop short. - Frank

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