Top 10 Things Danteem May or May Not Have Said About Luigi
The Top Ten
1 Luigi will always be my favorite video game character of all time.
Luigi killed Samus Aran in 8-12-14. he use a green sun and explode her to death than he use green giant flames to make it explode more.
Best day of my life!
Trust me, Danteem actually said this on his profile page. Pure uncondensed gold.
Who keeps track of the days they kill Samus?
Best quote from Danteem, hands down.
Somebody really hates Samus Aran...
2 He smarter than Solid Snake!
Ok now that's just lying
3 He is the best video game character of all time and Mario is the worst!
I love Luigi slightly a bit more, but come on. Mario and Luigi both deserve credit together.
4 He should be the main character of Metroid!
5 He's smarter than Samus Aran!
6 He's faster than Sonic on cocaine!
This is the best thing about Luigi. He always buys my cocaine when he faces Sonic. Now look at my wallet.
7 He's stronger than Arnold Schwarzenegger!
8 He can fly like Superman!
Is Danteem and idiot? No he can't...
9 He is the most underrated character ever!
Not even close...
10 I wish he was my brother!
So you wish you were Mario? Let the hate run, Dante, let the hate run.
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11 I secretly ship him with Mario!
12 Luigi can play Mother 3 AND Cave Story all the way through without even shedding a single tear!
13 He should beat up Samus Aran!
14 I want him inside my pants, and vice versa!
Do you need to see a doctor, Danteem?
15 His teeth are white enough to burn the foreskin off of Justin Bieber!
Ok, this made me laugh a little.
16 He cooler than Dante!
You must really hate yourself, Danteem.
17 He braver than Link!
18 He's like Papyrus if Papyrus had skin on it!
Oh my god, this is SO true.
19 He sexier than Princess Daisy!
That's just why too far
20 He's a better dancer than Waluigi and Micheal Jackson combined!
21 His outfit is awesome enough to melt the faces of unworthy men!
22 He could punch out Mike Tyson any day of the week!
23 He should have been the referee in Punch-Out instead of Mario!
24 He is the greatest spaghetti maker in all seventeen-and-three-quarters universes of the omniverse!
25 He's the best overall character in all of recorded Italian history as we know it!
That isn't even history
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