Top Ten Things to Do to a One Direction CD

RiverClanRocks
Do you hate 1D and got one of their CDs from a unknowing family member or friend? Well here are some suggestions on how you can put it out of its misery!

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1Throw it in a fireV3 Comments
2Use it as target practice V1 Comment
3Flush it down the toilet

And your mom will ground you for doing that to your little sister's One Direction CD.

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4Send it in a rocket so you would never have to see it again

I hope I'd never see this piece of junk again if I have the chance to go to space.

It will hopefully go into a black hole to never be used again.

5Regift it to a 1D fan who doesn't already have it

Are you going to give yourself torture?! If you regift it, they will annoy you with it! And you don't wanna generate noise pollution!

This was supposed to be number 10 because regifting isn't exactly a torture method. - RiverClanRocks

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6Step on it

To step on it the proper way. Get some 9 inch high heels and begin to jump on it. Then pick up the smashed pieces and throw it in the trash. - Catacorn

I hope your heel is strong enough to smash it...

7Put it in some fireworks

I think putting this in a grenade is more powerful

Great idea but isn't that short. This is 1D they deserve to have their CD's put through some pain - francesco

8Beat it with a hammer

But If I Do This With My Little Sisters CD My Mom Will Beat "Me" With A Hammer. - 12cc

9Make 1DCDabuse (throwing it in the air on camera)

And post it on the One Direction Facebook page!

10Drop it from a tall building

If it directly falls on a directioner's head, he/she would have to go to the hospital!

At 9.8m/s^2, I doubt that anyone can pick it up in a playable condition.

The Contenders

11Listen to it

Their music is good. Before you argue, what songs have you listened to by them? What makes you beautiful? That's not enough to form an opinion. It's been five years. Five. They're mature, they make mature music. So I say listen to it.

I only really like tell me a lie. I prefer the beatles

V1 Comment
12Put it in a blender
13Heat it in a microwave

Your microwave will smell bad, though.

Unfourtanetly you'd burn down your house since it is made out of metal - ToptenPizza

V2 Comments
14Soak it in acetone

The CD player won't be able to play the "music"! This is the most practical way to stop your cousins who are directioners from playing their "songs"!

15Beat it with a sledge hammer with One Direction fans watching
16Shoot it out of a cannon

I hope it's not on solid state afterwards.

17Put it in a room full of mirrors

Yeah. Definitely. They're beautiful. Not bring sarcastic.

V1 Comment
18Put a strong magnet on it

Unfortunately, you can't erase the data with it since it does not contain any magnetic data storage.

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1. Throw it in a fire
2. Flush it down the toilet
3. Send it in a rocket so you would never have to see it again
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1. Throw it in a fire
2. Beat it with a hammer
3. Put it in some fireworks
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