Top Ten Best Things to Do With Your Enemy's Car

All of these, funnily enough, have not been done on Top Gear. Yet.

The Top Ten

1 Crash It

See my list of worst places to crash it for reference

2 Disable The Air Conditioning and Leave an Electric Heater Under The Seat

That guy would come out drenched with sweat; as if there had been a bucket of it involved!

3 Put Something That Smells Foul and Strong In The Air Vent

Enemie's not gonna like it 100%. I want to see the look of his face.
He'll be :=(

4 Alter The Ignition Lock So The Key Breaks As The Car Turns On

I can picture this happening. I'm laughing.

5 Put Superglue On The Seat

Jeremy Clarkson, if you're reading this, don't get any ideas.

It would be the best without getting me arrested

6 Reconnect The Satnav Power Switch To The Clutch, So It Constantly Terminates The Route

7 Remove The Supports For The Seat, So It Falls Back As S/he Gets In

8 Replace The Horn With A Song They Bitterly Hate On A Loop

Haha! Definitely the funniest and most evil on here. I can just picture that poor chaps face when the Girlboy starts a-warbling!

9 Put A Mosquito Nest In The Glovebox

For a moment they'll be looking for the source of that humming noise

10 Fill The Tires With Helium

And watch it float away...
Despite the fact that the tyres would have to be huge.

I really love this idea...

The Contenders

11 Deflate the Tires

12 Throw a Molotov cocktail in the motor

13 Bury It In Snow

14 Smash It With a Sledgehammer

15 Drive It Into the Ocean

16 Infest It With Skunks

17 For Expensive Cars Take Off the Lug Nuts and Toss Them Down a Drain. the Lug Nuts are Often Custom and Have to Be Ordered.

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